Marriage (6)
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Galactic_bodhi: 1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.-David Bissonette
2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.-Socrates
4. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.-Anonymous
5. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"-Dumas
6. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.-Sigmund Freud
7. 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'-Anonymous
8. 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'-Sam Kinneson
9. 'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one...didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
10. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
11. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... -Nash
12. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-Anonymous
13. My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.-Henny Youngman
14. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.-Rodney Dangerfield
15. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'-Anonymous
16. First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'-Anonymous
Disclaimer: The contents of this message do not reflect the opinions of the poster. All content is the responsibility of the person quoted; don't shoot the messenger, and don't bother shooting the quoted. Their wives' have beaten you to it.
- Have a great weekend everyone.
2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.-Socrates
4. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.-Anonymous
5. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"-Dumas
6. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.-Sigmund Freud
7. 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'-Anonymous
8. 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'-Sam Kinneson
9. 'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one...didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
10. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
11. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... -Nash
12. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-Anonymous
13. My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.-Henny Youngman
14. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.-Rodney Dangerfield
15. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'-Anonymous
16. First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'-Anonymous
Disclaimer: The contents of this message do not reflect the opinions of the poster. All content is the responsibility of the person quoted; don't shoot the messenger, and don't bother shooting the quoted. Their wives' have beaten you to it.
- Have a great weekend everyone.
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Galactic_bodhi: 1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.-David Bissonette
2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.-Socrates
4. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.-Anonymous
5. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"-Dumas
6. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.-Sigmund Freud
7. 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'-Anonymous
8. 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'-Sam Kinneson
9. 'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one...didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
10. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
11. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... -Nash
12. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-Anonymous
13. My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.-Henny Youngman
14. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.-Rodney Dangerfield
15. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'-Anonymous
16. First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'-Anonymous
Disclaimer: The contents of this message do not reflect the opinions of the poster. All content is the responsibility of the person quoted; don't shoot the messenger, and don't bother shooting the quoted. Their wives' have beaten you to it.
- Have a great weekend everyone.
2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.-Socrates
4. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.-Anonymous
5. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"-Dumas
6. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.-Sigmund Freud
7. 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'-Anonymous
8. 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'-Sam Kinneson
9. 'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one...didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
10. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
11. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... -Nash
12. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-Anonymous
13. My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.-Henny Youngman
14. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.-Rodney Dangerfield
15. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'-Anonymous
16. First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'-Anonymous
Disclaimer: The contents of this message do not reflect the opinions of the poster. All content is the responsibility of the person quoted; don't shoot the messenger, and don't bother shooting the quoted. Their wives' have beaten you to it.
- Have a great weekend everyone.
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2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.-Socrates
4. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.-Anonymous
5. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"-Dumas
6. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.-Sigmund Freud
7. 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'-Anonymous
8. 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'-Sam Kinneson
9. 'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one...didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
10. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
11. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... -Nash
12. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-Anonymous
13. My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.-Henny Youngman
14. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.-Rodney Dangerfield
15. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'-Anonymous
16. First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'-Anonymous
Disclaimer: The contents of this message do not reflect the opinions of the poster. All content is the responsibility of the person quoted; don't shoot the messenger, and don't bother shooting the quoted. Their wives' have beaten you to it.
- Have a great weekend everyone.