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I'm not sure exactly how this works but i'm willing to give it a try

You read a thread, if youre interested enough to reply to it you do so. Pretty simple

Welcome to CS

Lorraine,

Would you care to visit my poetry thread?

You may get a chuckle or two...Bob...

Hi Bob,

I am up for anything that will give me a laugh or a smile!

Lorraine.

Lorraine,

At the bottom of my profile, you should see "View his forum threads".

That will take you into my poetry..If you get lost, just give me a

holler ...Bob...

Dear Tech Support:



>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that

>the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of

>space and valuable resources.


>In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now

>monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3

>, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.



>I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my

>favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,

>but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!



>Thanks,

>Troubled User.....



>___________________ __________________

>REPLY:

>Dear Troubled User:



>This is a very common problem that men complain about.



>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is

>just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING

>SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also

>impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is

>impossible to uninstall or purge the program files from the system once

>installed.



>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not

>allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/ Child

>Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the

>situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to

>alleviate software augmentation.



>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because

>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system

>will return to normal anyway.

>&nbs p;

>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance .

>Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0

>, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.



>However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will

>cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the

>only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional

>software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!



>WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short

>Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause

>irreversible damage to the operating system!



>Best of luck,



>Tech Support

WOW! THAT is funny, ROFLMAO

Sylvain