Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!! ( Archived) (60)

Dec 1, 2010 4:55 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
I wouldnt have believed this is I hadnt read it myself....... What the heck is this quote about - its it a back door way of letting you know that the price of bananas is going to sky rocket or do your FDA really think you need to be reminded to peel your 'nana's laugh

Have any of you actually noticed this happening with your bananas or what> Im confused - or is that amused grin


"bananas' tough, fibrous outer layer should always be removed before consumption"

it comes from this

"Terrified FDA Warns Something Making Bananas Black After Several Days

November 29, 2010 | ISSUE 46•48


WASHINGTON—The Food and Drug Administration made an emergency announcement Monday to alert all U. S. citizens that "a force or forces unknown" is turning seemingly normal bananas black, soft, and virtually inedible in as little as 72 hours. "Whatever is causing the dramatic and frankly disgusting changes in these bananas is able to penetrate any container and is completely undetectable by any known instrument," said visibly shaken FDA commissioner Dr. Margaret Hamburg, adding that the black sections of banana were "quite mushy and gross." "We urge anyone currently in possession of normal yellow bananas to consume them immediately, before this mysterious blackening malignancy can strike—and it will strike." The disturbing news comes only weeks after the FDA's announcement that bananas' tough, fibrous outer layer should always be removed before consumption.

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Dec 1, 2010 4:57 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
craig63
craig63craig63estepona, Andalusia Spain46 Threads 1,464 Posts
trish123: I wouldnt have believed this is I hadnt read it myself....... What the heck is this quote about - its it a back door way of letting you know that the price of bananas is going to sky rocket or do your FDA really think you need to be reminded to peel your 'nana's

Have any of you actually noticed this happening with your bananas or what> Im confused - or is that amused "bananas' tough, fibrous outer layer should always be removed before consumption"

it comes from this

"Terrified FDA Warns Something Making Bananas Black After Several Days

November 29, 2010 | ISSUE 46•48WASHINGTON—The Food and Drug Administration made an emergency announcement Monday to alert all U. S. citizens that "a force or forces unknown" is turning seemingly normal bananas black, soft, and virtually inedible in as little as 72 hours. "Whatever is causing the dramatic and frankly disgusting changes in these bananas is able to penetrate any container and is completely undetectable by any known instrument," said visibly shaken FDA commissioner Dr. Margaret Hamburg, adding that the black sections of banana were "quite mushy and gross." "We urge anyone currently in possession of normal yellow bananas to consume them immediately, before this mysterious blackening malignancy can strike—and it will strike." The disturbing news comes only weeks after the FDA's announcement that bananas' tough, fibrous outer layer should always be removed before consumption.



that makes two of us being confused trish confused
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Dec 1, 2010 4:58 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
the onion is a satirical news organization

humour


laugh
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Dec 1, 2010 4:59 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
mindfful: the onion is a satirical news organization

humour
meant to say an american organizationblushing
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Dec 1, 2010 4:59 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
Has K-Pax been informed yet?? shock

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Dec 1, 2010 5:00 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
invinciblemuse: Has K-Pax been informed yet??


i loooove that moviethumbs up
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Dec 1, 2010 5:03 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
drbombay
drbombaydrbombayStaten Island, New York USA42 Threads 5,391 Posts
That is sad for those ppl who like the green ones rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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Dec 1, 2010 5:04 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a banana, E-I-E-I-O
With a "nana" here and a "banan" there
Here a "ban" there a "nan"
Everywhere a "ban-ana"
Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.....
choir
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Dec 1, 2010 5:06 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
Boban1: Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a banana, E-I-E-I-O
With a "nana" here and a "banan" there
Here a "ban" there a "nan"
Everywhere a "ban-ana"
Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.....


professor This is what happens when you forget to peel! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 1, 2010 5:09 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
drbombay
drbombaydrbombayStaten Island, New York USA42 Threads 5,391 Posts
Boban1: Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a banana, E-I-E-I-O
With a "nana" here and a "banan" there
Here a "ban" there a "nan"
Everywhere a "ban-ana"
Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.....
laugh very appealing laugh handshake cheers
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Dec 1, 2010 5:11 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
invinciblemuse: This is what happens when you forget to peel!


currently, the price of Bananas is around 80-90 euro cent per kilo
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Dec 1, 2010 5:13 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
lucynad
lucynadlucynadSunny city, Sicilia Italy7 Threads 2,431 Posts
hello trish,

which reminds me of an italian singer that while talking about his various jobs done in the US spoke about "straightening the bananas"... wink laugh
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Dec 1, 2010 5:25 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
lucynad: hello trish,

which reminds me of an italian singer that while talking about his various jobs done in the US spoke about "straightening the bananas"...


Hiya Lucy wave

Straightening bananas is about as absurd as curing gays grin handshake

The entire beauty of the banana tree would be totally screwed if they started doing that - they would look like spiky balls instead of.... (well, I wont say what just came to mind) suffice it to say Im currently rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 1, 2010 5:27 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
invinciblemuse: Has K-Pax been informed yet??


haha, Id forgotten that grin
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Dec 1, 2010 5:29 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
drbombay
drbombaydrbombayStaten Island, New York USA42 Threads 5,391 Posts
lucynad: hello trish,

which reminds me of an italian singer that while talking about his various jobs done in the US spoke about "straightening the bananas"...
Did he use one for a microphone? confused rolling on the floor laughing tip hat wine
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Dec 1, 2010 5:31 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
robsantiago15
robsantiago15robsantiago15Lowell, Massachusetts USA11 Threads 713 Posts
banana banana banana banana
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Dec 1, 2010 5:38 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
lucynad
lucynadlucynadSunny city, Sicilia Italy7 Threads 2,431 Posts
trish123: Hiya Lucy

Straightening bananas is about as absurd as curing gays

The entire beauty of the banana tree would be totally screwed if they started doing that - they would look like spiky balls instead of.... (well, I wont say what just came to mind) suffice it to say Im currently rolling on the floor laughing


oh, me, oh my..trish

i am rolling on the floor as well... rolling on the floor laughing








drbombay: Did he use one for a microphone?



hello dr,

this is actually a very pertinent question...

wink laugh handshake
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Dec 1, 2010 5:48 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
cor blimey - the innocent banana - lookie at this - we will all be glowing in the dark soon.......

Banana equivalent dose
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A banana equivalent dose is a concept occasionally used by nuclear power proponents to place in scale the dangers of radiation by comparing exposures to the radiation generated by a common banana.

Many foods are naturally radioactive, and bananas are particularly so, due to the radioactive potassium-40 they contain. The banana equivalent dose is the radiation exposure received by eating a single banana. Radiation leaks from nuclear plants are often measured in extraordinarily small units (the picocurie, a millionth of a millionth of a curie, is typical). By comparing the exposure from these events to a banana equivalent dose, a more intuitive assessment of the actual risk can sometimes be obtained.

The average radiologic profile of bananas is 3520 picocuries per kg, or roughly 520 picocuries per 150g banana. The equivalent dose for 365 bananas (one per day for a year) is 3.6 millirems (36 µSv).

Bananas are radioactive enough to regularly cause false alarms on radiation sensors used to detect possible illegal smuggling of nuclear material at US ports.

Another way to consider the concept is by comparing the risk from radiation-induced cancer to that from cancer from other sources. For instance, a radiation exposure of 10 mrems (10,000,000,000 picorems) increases your risk of death by about one in one million—the same risk as eating 40 tablespoons of peanut butter, or of smoking 1.4 cigarettes.

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Dec 1, 2010 5:58 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
yay rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 1, 2010 6:02 AM CST Dont forget to peel your bananas folks!!!!
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
Conrad that is totally bananas rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up grin
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