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Dec 2, 2010 10:03 AM CST A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA276 Threads 1 Polls 8,950 Posts
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...


> Doctor: "What happened?"
>
>
> Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
> comeshome drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."
>
>
> Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband
> comeshome drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start
> swishingit in your mouth but don't swallow.
>
>
> Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."
>
> Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh
> and reborn.
>
> Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came
>
>
> home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and
> swished,and he didn't touch me!"
>
>
> Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"blah giggle laugh
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Dec 2, 2010 10:04 AM CST A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
darren9030
darren9030darren9030Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, England UK70 Threads 1 Polls 13,421 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Brilliant wave
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Dec 2, 2010 10:06 AM CST A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
cincity
cincitycincitytoronto, Ontario Canada12 Threads 3,987 Posts
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Dec 2, 2010 10:06 AM CST A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
Dagosto
DagostoDagostoKnoxville, Tennessee USA88 Threads 20 Polls 4,307 Posts
You have this doctor's address?

wine 50
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Dec 2, 2010 10:07 AM CST A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA276 Threads 1 Polls 8,950 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing tongue
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Dec 3, 2010 7:39 PM CST A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA276 Threads 1 Polls 8,950 Posts
bump grin
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Dec 3, 2010 7:41 PM CST A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK127 Threads 7 Polls 21,446 Posts
starshinebright: bump


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Dec 3, 2010 7:44 PM CST A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
starshinebright: A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...> Doctor: "What happened?"
>
>
> Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
> comeshome drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."
>
>
> Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband
> comeshome drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start
> swishingit in your mouth but don't swallow.
>
>
> Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."
>
> Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh
> and reborn.
>
> Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came
>
>
> home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and
> swished,and he didn't touch me!"
>
>
> Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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Dec 3, 2010 7:44 PM CST A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA276 Threads 1 Polls 8,950 Posts
I thought for sure you would use blah blah jokes grin
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Dec 3, 2010 7:49 PM CST A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
starshinebright: I thought for sure you would use jokes


If I had the same family dr., I might still be married. moping
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Dec 3, 2010 7:53 PM CST A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK1,411 Threads 6 Polls 15,903 Posts
starshinebright: I thought for sure you would use jokes
Just a shame her sister, Mrs Bobbet went to a different doctor wink grin cheers
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Dec 3, 2010 7:54 PM CST A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
g1ants1980
g1ants1980g1ants1980mesa, Arizona USA264 Posts
starshinebright: A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...> Doctor: "What happened?"
>
>
> Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
> comeshome drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."
>
>
> Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband
> comeshome drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start
> swishingit in your mouth but don't swallow.
>
>
> Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."
>
> Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh
> and reborn.
>
> Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came
>
>
> home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and
> swished,and he didn't touch me!"
>
>
> Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"


This joke was vile, insensitive towards women, covers a touchy subject and is in poor taste.....I LOVE IT!!
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Dec 3, 2010 7:55 PM CST A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
craig63
craig63craig63estepona, Andalusia Spain49 Threads 2,142 Posts
starshinebright: A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...> Doctor: "What happened?"
>
>
> Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
> comeshome drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."
>
>
> Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband
> comeshome drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start
> swishingit in your mouth but don't swallow.
>
>
> Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."
>
> Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh
> and reborn.
>
> Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came
>
>
> home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and
> swished,and he didn't touch me!"
>
>
> Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"


excellent

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Dec 3, 2010 7:55 PM CST A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
inkognito
inkognitoinkognitos/wh between castles & ruins, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany10 Threads 1,651 Posts
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Dec 16, 2010 9:04 PM CST A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA276 Threads 1 Polls 8,950 Posts
craig63: excellent
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