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Dec 23, 2010 5:09 AM CST A woman goes in to a furniture store.
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
She pays for a new living room suit with quarters. The store owner says, "Mam it looks like your have been hoarding!" She replies,"It ain't none of your business how I get my money!" grin
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Dec 23, 2010 5:13 AM CST A woman goes in to a furniture store.
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA129 Threads 16 Polls 7,204 Posts
If you call me a two bit whore, I'll hit you with my bag of quarters.
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Dec 23, 2010 5:15 AM CST A woman goes in to a furniture store.
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
I hope ya'll catch it! Hoarding/whoring.....for a quarter! Oh well!
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Dec 23, 2010 5:16 AM CST A woman goes in to a furniture store.
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
Witchaywoman: If you call me a two bit whore, I'll hit you with my bag of quarters.
lol

You know what my uncle did with his first 50 cent piece?......he married her! LOL
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Dec 23, 2010 5:17 AM CST A woman goes in to a furniture store.
jeepers
jeepersjeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)72 Threads 1 Polls 15,114 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: I hope ya'll catch it! Hoarding/whoring.....for a quarter! Oh well!
professor Inflation.
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Dec 23, 2010 5:18 AM CST A woman goes in to a furniture store.
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
jeepers: Inflation.
I don't know if she gave o*al or not! dunno
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Dec 23, 2010 5:20 AM CST A woman goes in to a furniture store.
jeepers
jeepersjeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)72 Threads 1 Polls 15,114 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: I don't know if she gave o*al or not!
Well, you know there is always wood at the furniture store. Supply and demand maybe ?
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Dec 23, 2010 5:24 AM CST A woman goes in to a furniture store.
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
jeepers: Well, you know there is always wood at the furniture store. Supply and demand maybe ?
I meet a sexy deaf woman and we went out late one night! She took a piece of paper and drew two people in bed together.......I was shocked as I went home......How did she know I sold furniture! I didn't tell her!dunno confused
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Dec 23, 2010 5:28 AM CST A woman goes in to a furniture store.
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK127 Threads 7 Polls 21,446 Posts
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp ?

He bought himself a Warehouse.
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Dec 23, 2010 5:31 AM CST A woman goes in to a furniture store.
Christmas1
Christmas1Christmas1Peterborough, Ontario Canada6 Threads 1,430 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: I hope ya'll catch it! Hoarding/whoring.....for a quarter! Oh well!
Yeah, gotta it doh that one was too easy...
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Dec 23, 2010 10:37 AM CST A woman goes in to a furniture store.
solitare
solitaresolitareBariloche, Rio Negro Argentina106 Threads 6,639 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: I hope ya'll catch it! Hoarding/whoring.....for a quarter! Oh well!


hey, a cheap wine used to cost only a quarter (back in the 60's!)laugh
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Dec 23, 2010 10:42 AM CST A woman goes in to a furniture store.
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada32 Threads 30,687 Posts
Happy Holidays Rilly teddybear teddybear
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Dec 23, 2010 9:21 PM CST A woman goes in to a furniture store.
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
venusenvy: Happy Holidays Rilly
Thank you! Merry Christmas! teddybear
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Dec 23, 2010 9:39 PM CST A woman goes in to a furniture store.
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA87 Threads 26,944 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: She pays for a new living room suit with quarters. The store owner says, "Mam it looks like your have been hoarding!" She replies,"It ain't none of your business how I get my money!"



rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 23, 2010 9:43 PM CST A woman goes in to a furniture store.
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada15 Threads 25,319 Posts
In response to: She pays for a new living room suit with quarters. The store owner says, "Mam it looks like your have been hoarding!" She replies,"It ain't none of your business how I get my money!"


If she performed her business on her old living room couch I suppose she may have found most of those quarters in the cushions confused dunno rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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Dec 23, 2010 10:15 PM CST A woman goes in to a furniture store.
RWWizard
RWWizardRWWizardWaxahachie, Texas USA18 Threads 548 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: lol

You know what my uncle did with his first 50 cent piece?......he married her! LOL



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Dec 23, 2010 10:17 PM CST A woman goes in to a furniture store.
RWWizard
RWWizardRWWizardWaxahachie, Texas USA18 Threads 548 Posts
solitare: hey, a cheap wine used to cost only a quarter (back in the 60's!)


Ah yes, those were the days.peace
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