My next life...Gonna be a Bear (8)
That came up twice - don't know how that happened!
gannieaw: That came up twice - don't know how that happened!
Just like a woman...blame someone else for 'their' mistakes..
Phoenix: Just like a woman...blame someone else for 'their' mistakes..
Hah! Must have wobbly fingers!!!
gannieaw: In this life I'm a woman. In my next, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you are expected to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs, and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you are expected to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs, and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear.
really a bear life?.............without shoping ............no new shoes to show at your jealous-female friends............no beauty-cure.................no hair-style??????????????????????
gannieaw: In this life I'm a woman. In my next, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you are expected to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs, and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you are expected to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs, and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear.
wud love 2 see u bear,where is my porridge ?
anblu45: really a bear life?.............without shoping ............no new shoes to show at your jealous-female friends............no beauty-cure.................no hair-style??????????????????????
Strangely enough it can be *BEARable* for some women. We don't ALL live at the beauty parlour and/or sleep at the shops!
I find the best hair/beauty products come from my kitchen... and I HATE clothes shopping. I just pick out something if I happen to walk by it and really like it. 
twinself: Strangely enough it can be *BEARable* for some women. We don't ALL live at the beauty parlour and/or sleep at the shops! I find the best hair/beauty products come from my kitchen... and I HATE clothes shopping. I just pick out something if I happen to walk by it and really like it.
have you seen this is the proove the demonstration ....................a man will never know a woman .................and what she really wont
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I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you are expected to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs, and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear.