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Jan 15, 2011 5:34 AM CST My Medical Discovery
illu_66
illu_66illu_66Here, Andalusia Spain31 Threads 3 Polls 2,368 Posts
I have a built in woman repellant!

It's 100% successful and guarantees to make women run away. It has evolved from a small gland that took 6 months to work, to a 24 hour super repellant!!!

I'm going to fund further analysis to find out JUST what's causing it and, if it's possible, to have it surgically removed.

I MAY be able to reproduce it, patent it and make a few quid!

So, every cloud has a silver lining, I guess!
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Jan 15, 2011 5:40 AM CST My Medical Discovery
cherrybrandy
cherrybrandycherrybrandycambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK24 Threads 7,473 Posts
you sure its not BO?uh oh
hug hey Illu,whats up?laugh
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Jan 15, 2011 5:42 AM CST My Medical Discovery
illu_66
illu_66illu_66Here, Andalusia Spain31 Threads 3 Polls 2,368 Posts
cherrybrandy: you sure its not BO?
hey Illu,whats up?


I HAD considered that.....

Ahhhh, just a lil down today. I feel house-cleaning coming on!!! What a fulfilling life!
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Jan 15, 2011 5:48 AM CST My Medical Discovery
cherrybrandy
cherrybrandycherrybrandycambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK24 Threads 7,473 Posts
illu_66: I HAD considered that.....

Ahhhh, just a lil down today. I feel house-cleaning coming on!!! What a fulfilling life!
my fave pic is there..hug
any chance you pop over,when you finish your house?flirty
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Jan 15, 2011 5:49 AM CST My Medical Discovery
illu_66
illu_66illu_66Here, Andalusia Spain31 Threads 3 Polls 2,368 Posts
cherrybrandy: my fave pic is there..
any chance you pop over,when you finish your house?


I'm sure I can fit you in for a little light dusting.
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Jan 15, 2011 5:52 AM CST My Medical Discovery
Happygolucky4u
Happygolucky4uHappygolucky4uTreasure Coast, Florida USA25 Threads 4 Polls 6,241 Posts
cherrybrandy: my fave pic is there..
any chance you pop over,when you finish your house?
After you do you think you could send him my way. I don't have time to clean today.wave
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Jan 15, 2011 5:54 AM CST My Medical Discovery
cherrybrandy
cherrybrandycherrybrandycambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK24 Threads 7,473 Posts
illu_66: I'm sure I can fit you in for a little light dusting.
im more of a plenty of Dyson action and heavy,sweaty,"put your back into it"job..laugh
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Jan 15, 2011 5:56 AM CST My Medical Discovery
cherrybrandy
cherrybrandycherrybrandycambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK24 Threads 7,473 Posts
Happygolucky4u: After you do you think you could send him my way. I don't have time to clean today.
hi Happy,i would of course,if hes tough enough..laugh
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Jan 15, 2011 5:59 AM CST My Medical Discovery
illu_66
illu_66illu_66Here, Andalusia Spain31 Threads 3 Polls 2,368 Posts
cherrybrandy: im more of a plenty of Dyson action and heavy,sweaty,"put your back into it"job..


Ah, but the combination of light dusting and raw Dyson power makes for a fulfilling cleaning experience. the light and shade keeps you on your toes.

You'll never know if I was gonna lightly brush your ornaments, or suck your carpet!
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Jan 15, 2011 6:34 AM CST My Medical Discovery
Happygolucky4u
Happygolucky4uHappygolucky4uTreasure Coast, Florida USA25 Threads 4 Polls 6,241 Posts
cherrybrandy: hi Happy,i would of course,if hes tough enough..
I think he might be tough enoughlaugh uncertain hole
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Jan 15, 2011 6:37 AM CST My Medical Discovery
illu_66
illu_66illu_66Here, Andalusia Spain31 Threads 3 Polls 2,368 Posts
Happygolucky4u: I think he might be tough enough


I AM, but..... and I know you'll understand... I'm not one of those who'll clean anyone's house!

I'm more of a housekeeper, than a freelance cleaner.

I prefer to live in the house I maintain. Then I can take care of it poperly, rather than simply have it on my list or properties to service!
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Jan 15, 2011 6:38 AM CST My Medical Discovery
illu_66
illu_66illu_66Here, Andalusia Spain31 Threads 3 Polls 2,368 Posts
cherrybrandy: your wording is just fine...
Not YOU donut!!!!
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Jan 15, 2011 6:39 AM CST My Medical Discovery
joelle2107
joelle2107joelle2107Jakarta, Indonesia170 Threads 36 Polls 5,561 Posts
illu_66: I have a built in woman repellant!

It's 100% successful and guarantees to make women run away. It has evolved from a small gland that took 6 months to work, to a 24 hour super repellant!!!

I'm going to fund further analysis to find out JUST what's causing it and, if it's possible, to have it surgically removed.

I MAY be able to reproduce it, patent it and make a few quid!

So, every cloud has a silver lining, I guess!


i like this quotewave
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Jan 15, 2011 6:40 AM CST My Medical Discovery
cherrybrandy
cherrybrandycherrybrandycambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK24 Threads 7,473 Posts
illu_66: Not YOU donut!!!!
laugh hug i knew that..laugh
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Jan 15, 2011 6:45 AM CST My Medical Discovery
Happygolucky4u
Happygolucky4uHappygolucky4uTreasure Coast, Florida USA25 Threads 4 Polls 6,241 Posts
illu_66: I AM, but..... and I know you'll understand... I'm not one of those who'll clean anyone's house!

I'm more of a housekeeper, than a freelance cleaner.

I prefer to live in the house I maintain. Then I can take care of it poperly, rather than simply have it on my list or properties to service!
thumbs up I think most would prefer that kind of housekeeper.

That is why my house just stays the way it isblues
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Jan 15, 2011 6:45 AM CST My Medical Discovery
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
cherrybrandy: your wording is just fine...


jees h came on with a woman repellent, and ended up with two of their hoses to clean and his own, CS moves in wonderous waysgrin angel devil cool conversing
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Jan 15, 2011 6:47 AM CST My Medical Discovery
illu_66
illu_66illu_66Here, Andalusia Spain31 Threads 3 Polls 2,368 Posts
tomcatwarne: jees h came on with a woman repellent, and ended up with two of their hoses to clean and his own, CS moves in wonderous ways


Sorry I KNOW it's a typo, but they're not Thai ladies!!!!
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Jan 15, 2011 6:52 AM CST My Medical Discovery
cherrybrandy
cherrybrandycherrybrandycambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK24 Threads 7,473 Posts
illu_66: Sorry I KNOW it's a typo, but they're not Thai ladies!!!!
giggle
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Jan 15, 2011 6:55 AM CST My Medical Discovery
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
illu_66: Sorry I KNOW it's a typo, but they're not Thai ladies!!!!



maybe you could Thai them up while doing their houseworkgrin angel devil cool
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Jan 15, 2011 6:58 AM CST My Medical Discovery
Happygolucky4u
Happygolucky4uHappygolucky4uTreasure Coast, Florida USA25 Threads 4 Polls 6,241 Posts
illu_66: Sorry I KNOW it's a typo, but they're not Thai ladies!!!!
Heading out for the day so only wanted to leave you with these parting words. Maybe make no sense to you. But..........Life will pass you by if you keep all your hopes and dreams in your own mind. People are not mind readers and someone has to be brave enough to take the first step. What is the worse thing that could happen.........Maybe find you aren't going to plug your vacum in there dunno I want to look back in the future at the things I have done not what I wish I had done. Or wonder what if I had. Good luck to you and your house cleaning. Lots are looking for good housekeepers.teddybear
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