Interesting Facts for People who do believe in GOD (28)
Godsgift: You may have to sacrifice your eldest son! You may have to put your life on hold, collect 2 of each animal and build a huge boat to house them at the first sign of rain! Without notice you may have to take 40 days and nights off work and try to survive in a desert drinking cactus juice.
You may have to spend prolonged periods in the intestines of huge sea mamals. You also have to be handy with a hammmer and chizzle and be prepared to carry larke stone blocks down mountains.In your spare time, you may be expected to take trumpet lessons in order to perform demolition work on walls! An interest in wildlife is handy too for visiting the colluseum in Rome!And, you will no doubt get to die a very painful but unusual death!
You may have to spend prolonged periods in the intestines of huge sea mamals. You also have to be handy with a hammmer and chizzle and be prepared to carry larke stone blocks down mountains.In your spare time, you may be expected to take trumpet lessons in order to perform demolition work on walls! An interest in wildlife is handy too for visiting the colluseum in Rome!And, you will no doubt get to die a very painful but unusual death!
And even more interesting, Christians die at the same rate and in as many painful ways as non-Christians.
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but their dead has meaning
JeanMarlow: And even more interesting, Christians die at the same rate and in as many painful ways as non-Christians.
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who wants to live forever?
JeanMarlow: oh.....what was I thinking?
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GOD IS SO GOOD AND HE ALWAYS HAS A GREAT WAY AT GETTING HIS POINT ACROSS TO ALL PEOPLE
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Rolltide8102: GOD IS SO GOOD AND HE ALWAYS HAS A GREAT WAY AT GETTING HIS POINT ACROSS TO ALL PEOPLE
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Rolltide8102: GOD IS SO GOOD AND HE ALWAYS HAS A GREAT WAY AT GETTING HIS POINT ACROSS TO ALL PEOPLE
and he speaks in huge pink capital letters?
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JeanMarlow: and he speaks in huge pink capital letters?
God also speaks with a might roar (fast forward to 1:59)
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If God excisted you would be begging me 
cynicalorange: Seems God needs to get his eyes tested if he can't read/write normal sized font
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damn,the devil changed my bandwith
cynicalorange: Thank fLick I don't believe then
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I wonder if he can arrange for my team to win tonight?
Mind you their nickname is...The Red Devils.
Anyway, off to the pub to watch the game and see what he can do for us.
Mind you their nickname is...The Red Devils.
Anyway, off to the pub to watch the game and see what he can do for us.
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The Belgian National Football Team (The Red Devils) hasn't won anything for the past 5856 years.
bodleing: I wonder if he can arrange for my team to win tonight?
Mind you their nickname is...The Red Devils.
Anyway, off to the pub to watch the game and see what he can do for us.
Mind you their nickname is...The Red Devils.
Anyway, off to the pub to watch the game and see what he can do for us.
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Gee I wonder why someone's posting in large red lettering. Only curious.
Only curious.------ This thread is Archived ------
For the People who do not know their colors.
My Post was in Crimson!
NOT RED, NOT Pink but CRIMSON
My Post was in Crimson!
NOT RED, NOT Pink but CRIMSON
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Rolltide8102: For the People who do not know their colors.
My Post was in Crimson!
NOT RED, NOT Pink but CRIMSON
well that clears everything up.....My Post was in Crimson!
NOT RED, NOT Pink but CRIMSON
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Godsgift: You may have to sacrifice your eldest son! You may have to put your life on hold, collect 2 of each animal and build a huge boat to house them at the first sign of rain! Without notice you may have to take 40 days and nights off work and try to survive in a desert drinking cactus juice.
You may have to spend prolonged periods in the intestines of huge sea mamals. You also have to be handy with a hammmer and chizzle and be prepared to carry larke stone blocks down mountains.In your spare time, you may be expected to take trumpet lessons in order to perform demolition work on walls! An interest in wildlife is handy too for visiting the colluseum in Rome!And, you will no doubt get to die a very painful but unusual death!
40 days and nights? well at least we know the captain wasn't black...if he was, no way the chickins would have made it...You may have to spend prolonged periods in the intestines of huge sea mamals. You also have to be handy with a hammmer and chizzle and be prepared to carry larke stone blocks down mountains.In your spare time, you may be expected to take trumpet lessons in order to perform demolition work on walls! An interest in wildlife is handy too for visiting the colluseum in Rome!And, you will no doubt get to die a very painful but unusual death!
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Rolltide8102: For the People who do not know their colors.
My Post was in Crimson!
NOT RED, NOT Pink but CRIMSON
My Post was in Crimson!
NOT RED, NOT Pink but CRIMSON
Just teasing is all.I must be colored blind then.
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Godsgift: You may have to sacrifice your eldest son! You may have to put your life on hold, collect 2 of each animal and build a huge boat to house them at the first sign of rain! Without notice you may have to take 40 days and nights off work and try to survive in a desert drinking cactus juice.
You may have to spend prolonged periods in the intestines of huge sea mamals. You also have to be handy with a hammmer and chizzle and be prepared to carry larke stone blocks down mountains.In your spare time, you may be expected to take trumpet lessons in order to perform demolition work on walls! An interest in wildlife is handy too for visiting the colluseum in Rome!And, you will no doubt get to die a very painful but unusual death!
You may have to spend prolonged periods in the intestines of huge sea mamals. You also have to be handy with a hammmer and chizzle and be prepared to carry larke stone blocks down mountains.In your spare time, you may be expected to take trumpet lessons in order to perform demolition work on walls! An interest in wildlife is handy too for visiting the colluseum in Rome!And, you will no doubt get to die a very painful but unusual death!
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mastic55: 40 days and nights? well at least we know the captain wasn't black...if he was, no way the chickins would have made it...
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I just read this thread through and all I can say is
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You may have to spend prolonged periods in the intestines of huge sea mamals. You also have to be handy with a hammmer and chizzle and be prepared to carry larke stone blocks down mountains.
In your spare time, you may be expected to take trumpet lessons in order to perform demolition work on walls! An interest in wildlife is handy too for visiting the colluseum in Rome!
And, you will no doubt get to die a very painful but unusual death!