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There's a nice lass here named Juneau
Who thinks up ideas to do
So come on and think
You'll feel so in the pink
When added a few ach aye t'noo
Who thinks up ideas to do
So come on and think
You'll feel so in the pink
When added a few ach aye t'noo
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There was a young woman called Juneau
Who liked to go paddling her canoe
Her arm muscles grew
Her chest muscles too
And her voice became deep like Frank Bruno
Who liked to go paddling her canoe
Her arm muscles grew
Her chest muscles too
And her voice became deep like Frank Bruno
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Eos11: There's a nice lass here named Juneau
Who thinks up ideas to do
So come on and think
You'll feel so in the pink
When added a few ach aye t'noo
Who thinks up ideas to do
So come on and think
You'll feel so in the pink
When added a few ach aye t'noo
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RDM59: There was a young woman called Juneau
Who liked to go paddling her canoe
Her arm muscles grew
Her chest muscles too
And her voice became deep like Frank Bruno
Who liked to go paddling her canoe
Her arm muscles grew
Her chest muscles too
And her voice became deep like Frank Bruno
There'll be retribution!!!!
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RDM59: There was a young woman called Juneau
Who liked to go paddling her canoe
Her arm muscles grew
Her chest muscles too
And her voice became deep like Frank Bruno
Who liked to go paddling her canoe
Her arm muscles grew
Her chest muscles too
And her voice became deep like Frank Bruno
There was a young man called Ralph
Who loved to use lots of talc
One day he was drunk
And picked up a skunk
.... And nobody has been near him since!!
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There once was a lad wore a kilt
Which always seemed on a tilt
There was many a lass
Wished a peek at his
Sporan
But he never showed any guilt
Which always seemed on a tilt
There was many a lass
Wished a peek at his
Sporan
But he never showed any guilt
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rider4u: There once was a lad wore a kilt
Which always seemed on a tilt
There was many a lass
Wished a peek at his
Sporan
But he never showed any guilt
Which always seemed on a tilt
There was many a lass
Wished a peek at his
Sporan
But he never showed any guilt
There was a young lady from Lincoln
Sat down and doin' some thinkin'
She thought so hard
Her brain turned to lard
Now all she can do is some blinkin'!!
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There was a young lady called Juneau
Who possessed lots of .... well, you know
She dreamed of a car
That would not leak or jar
A nice set of wheels like an Uno
(well, not a lot rhymes with Juneau!)
Who possessed lots of .... well, you know
She dreamed of a car
That would not leak or jar
A nice set of wheels like an Uno
(well, not a lot rhymes with Juneau!)
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should have posted this one on the Irish forum. they must be the experts on Limericks 
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Juneau: should have posted this one on the Irish forum. they must be the experts on Limericks
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Today I sent a card to my friend Trevor, and I don't know what possessed me to write it, but I scribbled down this limerick for him - I am sure he will appreciate it!!!
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Who went for a walk in the heather
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