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How about a thread where we compose our own, or share tried and tested verses to help lovers on their way.
How about...
I love you greatly,
I love you almighty.
I wish your pyjamas,
Were next to my nightie
Don't be mistaken,
Don't be misled.
I mean on the clothes line,
And not in the bed.