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Mar 3, 2011 2:17 PM CST THE LADY IN THE BAR
Lady in bar having already downed a few power drinks, she turns
around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds,







"No kidding. I'm in Congress too.
What state are you from?"


grin wave
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Mar 3, 2011 2:22 PM CST THE LADY IN THE BAR
cristina
cristinacristinaLisbon, North Holland Netherlands323 Threads 15 Polls 22,257 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: Lady in bar having already downed a few power drinks, she turns
around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds,

"No kidding. I'm in Congress too.
What state are you from?"


laugh

wave
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Mar 3, 2011 3:05 PM CST THE LADY IN THE BAR
lonelywoman55
lonelywoman55lonelywoman55scranton, Pennsylvania USA3 Threads 5,387 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I needed a good laugh Nuliiwave teddybear hug
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Mar 3, 2011 3:08 PM CST THE LADY IN THE BAR
Hi Lady's wave grin

Thats my aim Lonely to make ppl laugh or even smile now and then grin


teddybear bouquet hug cheering cheering cheering
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