Elephant walks into a bar (17)
mikeglesga: Elephant walks into a bar and asks the barman if he could use his telephone?
The barman asks if its a long distance call?
The elephant replys:
No its just a quick trunk call. im trying to keep them simples for you
The barman asks if its a long distance call?
The elephant replys:
No its just a quick trunk call. im trying to keep them simples for you
What is trunk call?
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tomcatwarne: What is trunk call?
Hold on tomcat i will phone the elephant and ask him
You have never heard of making a trunk call in Finland?
I will need to put this one to my nation and see if they know what a trunk call is?
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I know elephant have trunk, but no elephants in scotish part of England???
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I believe in Scotland they use trunks as a form of punishment!
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tomcatwarne: I know elephant have trunk, but no elephants in scotish part of England???
This is hard work with you tomcat,its a simples joke that will probably keep me awake to night now.Ask your friends what a trunk call is
Oh oh,by the way Scottish has 2 T`s and it`s not in England.Thats the best joke i`ve heard so far.
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Oh I am so sorry, I thought England had taken Scottland, do you not have Queen of England as your boss????
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tomcatwarne: Oh I am so sorry, I thought England had taken Scottland, do you not have Queen of England as your boss????
The best thing to come out of England is the road to Scotland(scotland with one T)But is`nt the royal family german,you`s fin`s just love the germans i hear? 
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tomcatwarne: Oh I am so sorry, I thought England had taken Scottland, do you not have Queen of England as your boss????
A Queen walks into a bar.
The barman says " What will it be Tom ?" .........
A trunk call was the name used for a long distance call, in the old days it had to be booked in advance with the operator.
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mikeglesga: The best thing to come out of England is the road to Scotland(scotland with one T)But is`nt the royal family german,you`s fin`s just love the germans i hear?
Oh so sorry again, I thought scottland but is scotlant, yes we love German peoples, especially rhe blond girls who dress like bar wench he he oh good jokes,
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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot on holiday walk into a bar and sit down by the window. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.
"Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back hame. Why, in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you."
"Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, that's nuttin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's O'Driscoll's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
"Wow," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"
"Not me, myself, personally, no," said the Irishman "but it happened to me sister!"
"Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back hame. Why, in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you."
"Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, that's nuttin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's O'Driscoll's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
"Wow," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"
"Not me, myself, personally, no," said the Irishman "but it happened to me sister!"
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RDM59: A Queen walks into a bar.
The barman says " What will it be Tom ?" ......... A trunk call was the name used for a long distance call, in the old days it had to be booked in advance with the operator.
The barman says " What will it be Tom ?" ......... A trunk call was the name used for a long distance call, in the old days it had to be booked in advance with the operator.
Ah, when you were young
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bodleing: An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot on holiday walk into a bar and sit down by the window. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.
"Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back hame. Why, in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you."
"Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, that's nuttin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's O'Driscoll's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
"Wow," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"
"Not me, myself, personally, no," said the Irishman "but it happened to me sister!"
"Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back hame. Why, in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you."
"Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, that's nuttin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's O'Driscoll's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
"Wow," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"
"Not me, myself, personally, no," said the Irishman "but it happened to me sister!"
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For Ralph (RDM)
I was just fooling around, is all, just fooling around.
I was just fooling around, is all, just fooling around.
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A woman is about to give birth to her first child .
The doctor approaches her husband and asks him if he wants to try out their new machine .This machine transfers the pain from the Woman to to the father .The Man agrees and the doctor warns him that he is about to feel a pain like never before .Doctor adjusted for the husband to feel 10% of the pain.... after a few seconds the husband says, I feel nothing, go for 20%... after a few more second as nothing happens , he asks for 100% of pain transfer ... after an hour the Woman delivered the baby painless ,all is fine.Suddenly The husband gets a phone call from the police.Sir we have found the mailman dead in front your door ...
The doctor approaches her husband and asks him if he wants to try out their new machine .This machine transfers the pain from the Woman to to the father .The Man agrees and the doctor warns him that he is about to feel a pain like never before .Doctor adjusted for the husband to feel 10% of the pain.... after a few seconds the husband says, I feel nothing, go for 20%... after a few more second as nothing happens , he asks for 100% of pain transfer ... after an hour the Woman delivered the baby painless ,all is fine.Suddenly The husband gets a phone call from the police.Sir we have found the mailman dead in front your door ...
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Boban1: A woman is about to give birth to her first child .
The doctor approaches her husband and asks him if he wants to try out their new machine .This machine transfers the pain from the Woman to to the father .The Man agrees and the doctor warns him that he is about to feel a pain like never before .Doctor adjusted for the husband to feel 10% of the pain.... after a few seconds the husband says, I feel nothing, go for 20%... after a few more second as nothing happens , he asks for 100% of pain transfer ... after an hour the Woman delivered the baby painless ,all is fine.Suddenly The husband gets a phone call from the police.Sir we have found the mailman dead in front your door ...
The doctor approaches her husband and asks him if he wants to try out their new machine .This machine transfers the pain from the Woman to to the father .The Man agrees and the doctor warns him that he is about to feel a pain like never before .Doctor adjusted for the husband to feel 10% of the pain.... after a few seconds the husband says, I feel nothing, go for 20%... after a few more second as nothing happens , he asks for 100% of pain transfer ... after an hour the Woman delivered the baby painless ,all is fine.Suddenly The husband gets a phone call from the police.Sir we have found the mailman dead in front your door ...
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The barman asks if its a long distance call?
The elephant replys:
No its just a quick trunk call.