TO ALL THE GREAT MUMS (5)
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Nuliiiiiii: I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the
item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
'Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because it's been on the ground and you don't know where
it's been,
it's dirty and probably has germs' I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total
admiration and asked,
'Mummy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'
I was thinking quickly. 'All mums know this stuff. It's on
the Mummy Test.
You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy.'
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
evidently
pondering this new information.
'OH... I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test
you have to
be the daddy.'
'Exactly,' I replied back with a big smile on my face.
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the
item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
'Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because it's been on the ground and you don't know where
it's been,
it's dirty and probably has germs' I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total
admiration and asked,
'Mummy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'
I was thinking quickly. 'All mums know this stuff. It's on
the Mummy Test.
You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy.'
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
evidently
pondering this new information.
'OH... I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test
you have to
be the daddy.'
'Exactly,' I replied back with a big smile on my face.
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That is so cute
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something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the
item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
'Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because it's been on the ground and you don't know where
it's been,
it's dirty and probably has germs' I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total
admiration and asked,
'Mummy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'
I was thinking quickly. 'All mums know this stuff. It's on
the Mummy Test.
You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy.'
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
evidently
pondering this new information.
'OH... I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test
you have to
be the daddy.'
'Exactly,' I replied back with a big smile on my face.