I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground and you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Mummy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'OH... I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy.' 'Exactly,' I replied back with a big smile on my face.
Nuliiiiiii: I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground and you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Mummy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'OH... I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy.' 'Exactly,' I replied back with a big smile on my face.
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the
item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
'Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because it's been on the ground and you don't know where
it's been,
it's dirty and probably has germs' I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total
admiration and asked,
'Mummy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'
I was thinking quickly. 'All mums know this stuff. It's on
the Mummy Test.
You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy.'
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
evidently
pondering this new information.
'OH... I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test
you have to
be the daddy.'
'Exactly,' I replied back with a big smile on my face.