Why aren't more women airline pilots? ( Archived) (28)

Mar 18, 2011 9:52 AM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
Well, for me....here is my theory:

"It's one thing to adjust your girdle, touch-up your makeup, and brush your hair while going down Interstate 10 at 85MPH, but at 15,000 FT, and 700-800MPH....girl...you BETTER have all that sh#t done and in place...before flying me anywhere!" super

JMO

-John- cheers
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Mar 18, 2011 12:14 PM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
Frankinstien
FrankinstienFrankinstienSan Juan, Puerto Rico1 Threads 1,521 Posts
TheresMyFriend: Well, for me....here is my theory:

"It's one thing to adjust your girdle, touch-up your makeup, and brush your hair while going down Interstate 10 at 85MPH, but at 15,000 FT, and 700-800MPH....girl...you BETTER have all that sh#t done and in place...before flying me anywhere!"

JMO

-John-
Most airliners fly at 30,000 feet not 15 and they cruse at between 5 and 6 hundred knots not 7 or 8 . Seeing as how they would know this and you don't I think I'll take the women pilots over you any day . . . . .doh
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Mar 18, 2011 12:20 PM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland251 Threads 13 Polls 10,040 Posts
Frankinstien: Most airliners fly at 30,000 feet not 15 and they cruse at between 5 and 6 hundred knots not 7 or 8 . Seeing as how they would know this and you don't I think I'll take the women pilots over you any day . . . . .


They don't have to paralell park the aircraft so I wouldn't be too worried! A man comes along with a little truck and takes over!

hole

laugh
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Mar 18, 2011 12:42 PM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
tallman51
tallman51tallman51Limerick, Ireland9 Threads 1 Polls 3,327 Posts
Why aren't more women airline pilots?

I teach pilots to fly the Boeing 737 800 airplane at Shannon Airport. Lots of my students have been women and they have been more successful at getting jobs. Nearly all the air traffic controllers at Shannon are women.

professor
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Mar 18, 2011 12:45 PM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
tallman51
tallman51tallman51Limerick, Ireland9 Threads 1 Polls 3,327 Posts
Frankinstien: Most airliners fly at 30,000 feet not 15 and they cruse at between 5 and 6 hundred knots not 7 or 8 . Seeing as how they would know this and you don't I think I'll take the women pilots over you any day . . . . .


Cruising speed is usually 320 knots !!

professor
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Mar 18, 2011 12:48 PM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
TrueBlue1986
TrueBlue1986TrueBlue1986Sale, South Manchester, Cheshire, England UK1,322 Posts
Because they keep leaving the handbrake on.
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Mar 18, 2011 12:50 PM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
tallman51
tallman51tallman51Limerick, Ireland9 Threads 1 Polls 3,327 Posts
Just in case anyone would like to know more about airline pilot training............this is our website !!

http://www.shannonflightsimcentre.com/index.php

TC.
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Mar 18, 2011 5:39 PM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
Frankinstien
FrankinstienFrankinstienSan Juan, Puerto Rico1 Threads 1,521 Posts
tallman51: Cruising speed is usually 320 knots !!
Does this mean I don't get my commercial licence ? . . . . doh
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Mar 18, 2011 5:44 PM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
tallman51
tallman51tallman51Limerick, Ireland9 Threads 1 Polls 3,327 Posts
Frankinstien: Does this mean I don't get my commercial licence ? . . . .


Usually after about 6 years of very hard study and
tons of simulator time. To become an airline pilot you do not need any flying skills or air hours. They help but are not necessary. Everything on the plane is controlled by computers
and learning how it all works is where it is at these days.

The boeing 737 can make perfect autolands and takeoffs.
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Mar 18, 2011 5:46 PM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
Because we don't feel the need to be in control of over-sized phalic objects to make us feel better about what we've got? dunno


grin
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Mar 18, 2011 5:50 PM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
jac379: Because we don't feel the need to be in control of over-sized phalic objects to make us feel better about what we've got?


Jac...damn girl...that was funny! rolling on the floor laughing

Still laughing! rolling on the floor laughing

Way to go! rolling on the floor laughing

Your alright! rolling on the floor laughing

-John- rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 18, 2011 6:02 PM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
0rpheus
0rpheus0rpheusSomewhere in, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK8 Threads 425 Posts
Women would probably make good pilots, I would however suggest you don't let them have a go at navigating, passenger would get uncomfortable with all the nagging in the cockpit.blah
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Mar 18, 2011 6:06 PM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
I had a female client years ago who was a helicopter pilot in the air force. She was honored to cross over to air plains. This training would take her out of state for months.
Her ex took her back to court for the kids because she would be an absent parent, boy was he surprised. The Judge had the children stay with her parents and slapped him with child support increase.
The Judge was an army brat and knew this woman/mother was serving out country.
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Mar 18, 2011 6:08 PM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
0rpheus: Women would probably make good pilots, I would however suggest you don't let them have a go at navigating, passenger would get uncomfortable with all the nagging in the cockpit.


Have you not noticed that the women are already in training for Navigating?

I can remember very well, the nights I would hear:

"A little to the left honey...no...that is too far, now back to the right...then down a little....NO, NO...you idiot..that was too %#&% low. Back up, and just leave me alone!" ZzZzZzZ

-John- rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 20, 2011 8:25 AM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
cristina
cristinacristinaLisbon, North Holland Netherlands286 Threads 10 Polls 17,243 Posts
tallman51: Why aren't more women airline pilots?

I teach pilots to fly the Boeing 737 800 airplane at Shannon Airport. Lots of my students have been women and they have been more successful at getting jobs. Nearly all the air traffic controllers at Shannon are women.


Really?

frustrated
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Mar 20, 2011 8:26 AM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
cristina
cristinacristinaLisbon, North Holland Netherlands286 Threads 10 Polls 17,243 Posts
0rpheus: Women would probably make good pilots, I would however suggest you don't let them have a go at navigating, passenger would get uncomfortable with all the nagging in the cockpit.


I agreedrinking
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Mar 20, 2011 8:29 AM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
DeusExMachina
DeusExMachinaDeusExMachinahaaltert, Oost Vlaanderen Belgium55 Threads 1 Polls 2,705 Posts
that is simple.Because no woman should handle the joy stick for more then a half hour.laugh
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Mar 20, 2011 9:33 AM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
ReadyToTryAgain
ReadyToTryAgainReadyToTryAgainCromwell, Connecticut USA1 Threads 733 Posts
jac379: Because we don't feel the need to be in control of over-sized phalic objects to make us feel better about what we've got?
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 20, 2011 10:39 AM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
To All Employees:

In keeping with equal opportunity employment laws, When there is a Female captain is in charge of an aircraft, the "Cockpit" will be renamed "The Box Office."

Thank You
Management

grin
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Mar 20, 2011 11:59 AM CST Why aren't more women airline pilots?
tallman51
tallman51tallman51Limerick, Ireland9 Threads 1 Polls 3,327 Posts
DjWabbet: To All Employees:

In keeping with equal opportunity employment laws, When there is a Female captain is in charge of an aircraft, the "Cockpit" will be renamed "The Box Office."

Thank You
Management


Very good !!!!!

It is actually called the Flight Deck !
The old terms co-pilot and first officer have now gone.
It is now The Pilot Flying and The Pilot Monitoring.
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