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Mar 21, 2011 6:20 PM CST Age & Skill
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA77 Threads 20,535 Posts
"The wise old German Shepherd"



One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long,
discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading
rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.


The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing
some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on
the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is
about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one
delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'


Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of
terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the
panther, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!'


Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the panther. So, off he goes.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes
a deal for himself with the panther.


The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here,
squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
canine!


Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on
his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running,
the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German
Shepherd says...
'Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another
panther!


Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth
and treachery!
BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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Mar 21, 2011 6:22 PM CST Age & Skill
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Mar 21, 2011 6:24 PM CST Age & Skill
iamwhoiamyousee
iamwhoiamyouseeiamwhoiamyouseeanywhere, Bavaria Germany18 Threads 2 Polls 962 Posts
laugh good one
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Mar 21, 2011 6:25 PM CST Age & Skill
Raynew1959
Raynew1959Raynew1959Barrington, New Hampshire USA120 Threads 2 Polls 2,218 Posts
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Mar 21, 2011 6:30 PM CST Age & Skill
cherrybrandy
cherrybrandycherrybrandycambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK24 Threads 7,473 Posts
the story is nice,laugh
not so sure about the conclusion,doesnt always work that way..laugh
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Mar 21, 2011 6:32 PM CST Age & Skill
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA77 Threads 20,535 Posts
It's a story I found on a website about German Shepherds.

Thought it was kinda funny & nest.
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