Reasons why Uptall hasn't been online (94)
Maybe he is doing a "Rip VanWinkle" and just sleeping!
hes frieghtened ot the competion on CS or his modem is down! HI FD Hi Mika
tomcat1968: hes frieghtened ot the competion on CS or his modem is down! HI FD Hi Mika
Hi TC but I'm not Mika lol.
mk20uk: Hi TC but I'm not Mika lol.
He's not been on for days!!!! I think someone has swept him off his feet!!!! Probably the local road sweeper!!!
mk20uk: He's not been on for days!!!! I think someone has swept him off his feet!!!! Probably the local road sweeper!!!
sounds as good as anything!mk20uk: Hi TC but I'm not Mika lol.
Hi Mk sorry dyslexia read your name wrong
faded_dino: sounds as good as anything!
Unless.................. he has accidentlylocked himself in the bathroom and is now only eating soap to keep himself alive!!
tomcat1968: Hi Mk sorry dyslexia read your name wrong
It's ok
I'll forgive you........
eventually!!!!
mk20uk: Unless.................. he has accidentlylocked himself in the bathroom and is now only eating soap to keep himself alive!!
at least he has water! mk20uk: Unless.................. he has accidentlylocked himself in the bathroom and is now only eating soap to keep himself alive!!
he has gone to the middle east to set up his own harem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!tomcat1968: he has gone to the middle east to set up his own harem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That sounds about right Tc!!!
faded_dino: at least he has water!
Yep!!!! He's no shortage of water dino lol.
Let's hope it's a big bar of soap he's gnawing on too or else...............it will have to be ............the dreaded bath bombs!!
he is in .................... dungeon
leisure07: he is in .................... dungeon
Mr.L do you know something we don't??Maybe he took a wrong turning on that moped!
Or his space ship is gone into orbit!
Sailfree: Mr.L do you know something we don't??
Maybe he took a wrong turning on that moped!
Or his space ship is gone into orbit!
Maybe he took a wrong turning on that moped!
Or his space ship is gone into orbit!
Perhaps he's joined a monastery
mk20uk: Perhaps he's joined a monastery
Perhaps he's found the woman of his dreams
Sailfree: Mr.L do you know something we don't??
Maybe he took a wrong turning on that moped!
Or his space ship is gone into orbit!
long long time ago in the midst of time a witch flew her broomstick and captured fit males to take off to her dungeon Maybe he took a wrong turning on that moped!
Or his space ship is gone into orbit!
leisure07: long long time ago in the midst of time a witch flew her broomstick and captured fit males to take off to her dungeon
Hope the witch hasn't put him on the rack ... he looks tall enough!!
Eos11: Hope the witch hasn't put him on the rack ... he looks tall enough!!
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Can you think of a better reason why he hasn't been on???