Women are impossible (107)
Your a brave soul . You know that you are about to get clobbered by the women here . . .. 
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Yes we are so get over it already 
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What a load of old cobblers.
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bournemouthalpha: A shop opened up in the city where a woman can go and buy a new husband.
At the entrance of the store is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit this store only ONCE.
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor.
You cannot go back down, only to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the store to find a husband, on the first floor the sign on the door reads.
Floor 1, These men have jobs.
She is intrigued but continues to the second floor where the sign reads.
Floor 2, These men have jobs and love kids.
"That's nice" she thinks "But I want more" so she continues upward to the third floor where the sign reads.
Floor 3, These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow" she thinks but is compelled to keep going. She goes up to the fourth floor where the sign reads.
Floor 4, These men have jobs, love kids are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework.
"Oh Sweet Jesus" she screams "I can hardly stand it" but excitedly races up to the next floor. The sign on the fifth floor reads.
Floor 5, These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a romantic streak.
She is tempted to stay but cannot stop herself going up to the sixth level where the sign reads.
Floor 6, You are visitor 589,871,462 to this floor. There are NO men on this floor. This floor exists to prove that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband store.
so so true they are all crazy!
At the entrance of the store is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit this store only ONCE.
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor.
You cannot go back down, only to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the store to find a husband, on the first floor the sign on the door reads.
Floor 1, These men have jobs.
She is intrigued but continues to the second floor where the sign reads.
Floor 2, These men have jobs and love kids.
"That's nice" she thinks "But I want more" so she continues upward to the third floor where the sign reads.
Floor 3, These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow" she thinks but is compelled to keep going. She goes up to the fourth floor where the sign reads.
Floor 4, These men have jobs, love kids are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework.
"Oh Sweet Jesus" she screams "I can hardly stand it" but excitedly races up to the next floor. The sign on the fifth floor reads.
Floor 5, These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a romantic streak.
She is tempted to stay but cannot stop herself going up to the sixth level where the sign reads.
Floor 6, You are visitor 589,871,462 to this floor. There are NO men on this floor. This floor exists to prove that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband store.
so so true they are all crazy!
praise the lord alleluia
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venusinsilk: What a load of old cobblers.
Don't be such a cynical smartass.
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Not impossible or crazy! Just prefer living in my own little world and venturing out once the nutbars go away....
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Conorco: Don't be such a cynical smartass.
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venusinsilk: I can be whatever I choose.
Thats easy for someone with absolutely no integrity but must be difficult for you tho, wot?
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I must have been the Greeter, on floor one!
Thats why I am on CS!
Thats why I am on CS!
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zianeammar: that,s the truth they are all crazy and stupid!
Sooo how do you like being single...Lonely yet?
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venusenvy: Sooo how do you like being single...Lonely yet?
If not yet, then I reckon its only a matter of time. 
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bournemouthalpha: A shop opened up in the city where a woman can go and buy a new husband.
At the entrance of the store is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit this store only ONCE.
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor.
You cannot go back down, only to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the store to find a husband, on the first floor the sign on the door reads.
Floor 1, These men have jobs.
She is intrigued but continues to the second floor where the sign reads.
Floor 2, These men have jobs and love kids.
"That's nice" she thinks "But I want more" so she continues upward to the third floor where the sign reads.
Floor 3, These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow" she thinks but is compelled to keep going. She goes up to the fourth floor where the sign reads.
Floor 4, These men have jobs, love kids are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework.
"Oh Sweet Jesus" she screams "I can hardly stand it" but excitedly races up to the next floor. The sign on the fifth floor reads.
Floor 5, These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a romantic streak.
She is tempted to stay but cannot stop herself going up to the sixth level where the sign reads.
Floor 6, You are visitor 589,871,462 to this floor. There are NO men on this floor. This floor exists to prove that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband store.
so so true they are all crazy!
At the entrance of the store is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit this store only ONCE.
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor.
You cannot go back down, only to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the store to find a husband, on the first floor the sign on the door reads.
Floor 1, These men have jobs.
She is intrigued but continues to the second floor where the sign reads.
Floor 2, These men have jobs and love kids.
"That's nice" she thinks "But I want more" so she continues upward to the third floor where the sign reads.
Floor 3, These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow" she thinks but is compelled to keep going. She goes up to the fourth floor where the sign reads.
Floor 4, These men have jobs, love kids are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework.
"Oh Sweet Jesus" she screams "I can hardly stand it" but excitedly races up to the next floor. The sign on the fifth floor reads.
Floor 5, These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a romantic streak.
She is tempted to stay but cannot stop herself going up to the sixth level where the sign reads.
Floor 6, You are visitor 589,871,462 to this floor. There are NO men on this floor. This floor exists to prove that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband store.
so so true they are all crazy!
Not only that,but some of them would try to sneak in the first floor again!!
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zianeammar: that,s the truth they are all crazy and stupid!
Wow I bet the ladies are always beatung down your door
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venusenvy: Sooo how do you like being single...Lonely yet?
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Women are 
Especially Venus and Summer
Especially Venus and Summer
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yabbadabbadont: Women are
Especially Venus and Summer
Be more specific with your Venus's. Were not all Especially Venus and Summer
Sorry VE.
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At the entrance of the store is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit this store only ONCE.
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor.
You cannot go back down, only to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the store to find a husband, on the first floor the sign on the door reads.
Floor 1, These men have jobs.
She is intrigued but continues to the second floor where the sign reads.
Floor 2, These men have jobs and love kids.
"That's nice" she thinks "But I want more" so she continues upward to the third floor where the sign reads.
Floor 3, These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow" she thinks but is compelled to keep going. She goes up to the fourth floor where the sign reads.
Floor 4, These men have jobs, love kids are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework.
"Oh Sweet Jesus" she screams "I can hardly stand it" but excitedly races up to the next floor. The sign on the fifth floor reads.
Floor 5, These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a romantic streak.
She is tempted to stay but cannot stop herself going up to the sixth level where the sign reads.
Floor 6, You are visitor 589,871,462 to this floor. There are NO men on this floor. This floor exists to prove that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband store.
so so true they are all crazy!