Condemned666OPnorwich, Norfolk, England UK393 posts
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
The Coroner tells the Inspector 'First body, died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'
'Second body, won a thousand pounds on the Lottery, spent it all on Guinness, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile.'
The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'
'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. struck by lightning.'
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.
'Thought he was having his picture taken' There was a small boy who was put to bed by his parents. The boy had a nightmare, and got out of bed to go to his parents room.
When he got there, he saw mummy bouncing up and down on daddy. When his dad noticed him in the doorway, the kid ran away.
The mother got off and got dressed quickly, and went to the boy's room. He was in his bed, and he asked, "Mummy, what were you doing to daddy?"
The mother replied, "Well, your father has noticed his belly getting bigger, and I was just trying to flatten his tummy for him by bouncing on it."
"Oh, that's what you were doing. But you're wasting your time mummy." The boy said.
"Oh, and why is that?" The mum asked.
"Because everyday when you leave for work, the neighbor lady comes over, gets on her knees and blows it right back up again.
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The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
The Coroner tells the Inspector 'First body, died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'
'Second body, won a thousand pounds on the Lottery, spent it all on Guinness, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile.'
The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'
'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. struck by lightning.'
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.
'Thought he was having his picture taken'
There was a small boy who was put to bed by his parents. The boy had a nightmare, and got out of bed to go to his parents room.
When he got there, he saw mummy bouncing up and down on daddy. When his dad noticed him in the doorway, the kid ran away.
The mother got off and got dressed quickly, and went to the boy's room. He was in his bed, and he asked, "Mummy, what were you doing to daddy?"
The mother replied, "Well, your father has noticed his belly getting bigger, and I was just trying to flatten his tummy for him by bouncing on it."
"Oh, that's what you were doing. But you're wasting your time mummy." The boy said.
"Oh, and why is that?" The mum asked.
"Because everyday when you leave for work, the neighbor lady comes over, gets on her knees and blows it right back up again.