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kissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 PostsThey're was a blond and a brunette, the brunette says "look a dead bird!" the blond looks up and says "where??"
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No one will love you as much as your STALKER does
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Snap with the Blonde Jokes 
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Nuliiiiiii: Snap with the Blonde Jokes
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My bank is the worst. They're charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can't even afford to be broke.
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maggie thatcher wos a blonde,
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kissmedeeply: My bank is the worst. They're charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can't even afford to be broke.
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just got my wish list returned from Santa. The note attached said, LMAO...NO!
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karenmarie: maggie thatcher wos a blonde,
But was she a REAL blonde??
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Right now all you sound like is Charlie Brown's teacher and parents.. Wha, Wha Wha. WHA!
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Doctor doctor I think I'm a bird !
I don't believe you !
I crapped on his desk and flew back out the window !!
I don't believe you !
I crapped on his desk and flew back out the window !!
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I'm never going to get back to my original weight. I mean seriously, 7 lb and 6 oz is not very realistic is it?
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Always be sure to keep a good Facebook profile picture. This will be the photo plastered all over the news when something goes horribly wrong.
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There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.
So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.
Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.
The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.
"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.
Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.
She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.
She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"
The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."
So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.
Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.
The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.
"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.
Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.
She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.
She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"
The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."
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Women get a temp of 101 and go to work, care for kids, feed the pets, gas the car, do the laundry, and cook meals. Men sneeze and want the emergency room.
Sorry guys had to
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standing on her front lawn with her pants down waiting for Google Earth to come by and take her picture.. 
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thinks that once you turn 40 ,you should retire the term LOL (laugh out loud) & replace it with LTIPMP ( laugh till I piss my pants)! just a suggestion..
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kissmedeeply: They're was a blond and a brunette, the brunette says "look a dead bird!" the blond looks up and says "where??"
Never give blondes the coffee breaks; it takes too long to retrain them.
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