Bin Laden still alive! ( Archived) (30)

May 4, 2011 10:07 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
gardenhackle
gardenhacklegardenhackleStratford, Connecticut USA55 Threads 9 Polls 2,067 Posts
The reports that he's been killed are all lies! I got an e-mail from a friend who's 2nd cousin's ex-wife's mom saw him eating a jelly donut with Elvis Presley just this morning! This is a bomshell! OMG!!!!!
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May 4, 2011 10:19 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
Swissblueeyes
SwissblueeyesSwissblueeyesa lake, Michigan USA13 Threads 3,371 Posts
gardenhackle: The reports that he's been killed are all lies! I got an e-mail from a friend who's 2nd cousin's ex-wife's mom saw him eating a jelly donut with Elvis Presley just this morning! This is a bomshell! OMG!!!!!
laugh na that cant be true..I just saw bin laden at the local meijers grocery store buying groceries for his family..lol..laugh
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May 4, 2011 10:21 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
tallman51
tallman51tallman51Limerick, Ireland9 Threads 1 Polls 3,327 Posts
I was out fishing this morning and.................





rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 4, 2011 10:21 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
He just viewed my on CS, he is alivewink
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May 4, 2011 10:22 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
Well this should freak out all the moronic conspiracy peeps. grin
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May 4, 2011 10:25 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Swissblueeyes: na that cant be true..I just saw bin laden at the local meijers grocery store buying groceries for his family..lol..

hahaha you must do your grocery shopping in Dearborn Mi. where even the street signs are now written in Arabic. laugh
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May 4, 2011 10:27 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
DeusExMachina
DeusExMachinaDeusExMachinahaaltert, Oost Vlaanderen Belgium55 Threads 1 Polls 2,705 Posts
wow that was one bad looking shark
tallman51: I was out fishing this morning and.................

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May 4, 2011 10:28 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
shotstopper
shotstoppershotstopperWicklow / Dublin, Wicklow Ireland2 Threads 1 Polls 473 Posts
I think he died about 8 years ago in the mountains with his oxygen tank!laugh Don't know who they killed the other day!
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May 4, 2011 10:29 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
Aswina
AswinaAswinaNitra, Slovakia2 Threads 1,373 Posts
gardenhackle: The reports that he's been killed are all lies! I got an e-mail from a friend who's 2nd cousin's ex-wife's mom saw him eating a jelly donut with Elvis Presley just this morning! This is a bomshell! OMG!!!!!


... but Elvis hates jelly donutswow
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May 4, 2011 10:29 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
Aswina
AswinaAswinaNitra, Slovakia2 Threads 1,373 Posts
gardenhackle: The reports that he's been killed are all lies! I got an e-mail from a friend who's 2nd cousin's ex-wife's mom saw him eating a jelly donut with Elvis Presley just this morning! This is a bomshell! OMG!!!!!


... but Elvis hates jelly donutswow
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May 4, 2011 10:30 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
FreddyFudpucker
FreddyFudpuckerFreddyFudpuckerObamaville, Indiana USA10,179 Posts
I heard he just signed a contract w/the Oak Ridge Boys as a substitute for that greying long haired hippy singer. dunno
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May 4, 2011 10:31 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
FreddyFudpucker
FreddyFudpuckerFreddyFudpuckerObamaville, Indiana USA10,179 Posts
gardenhackle: The reports that he's been killed are all lies! I got an e-mail from a friend who's 2nd cousin's ex-wife's mom saw him eating a jelly donut with Elvis Presley just this morning! This is a bomshell! OMG!!!!!



Ya know, I heard Elvis was having a big hog roast this evening...dunno
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May 4, 2011 10:32 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
I have a 12 inch shlong


no wait, that is actually the truth...grin
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May 4, 2011 10:33 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
I think hes been driving a cab in Toronto all along grin
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May 4, 2011 10:33 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
DeusExMachina
DeusExMachinaDeusExMachinahaaltert, Oost Vlaanderen Belgium55 Threads 1 Polls 2,705 Posts
why does the doesn't post the OP that Bin 'going fishing' Laden and his radical gang killed more innocent muslims then any non muslim leader?dunno
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May 4, 2011 10:35 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
FreddyFudpucker
FreddyFudpuckerFreddyFudpuckerObamaville, Indiana USA10,179 Posts
Boban1: I have a 12 inch shlong no wait, that is actually the truth...


Measuring from the L-4 vertabrae doesn't count! moping
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May 4, 2011 10:35 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
FreddyFudpucker
FreddyFudpuckerFreddyFudpuckerObamaville, Indiana USA10,179 Posts
venusenvy: I think hes been driving a cab in Toronto all along



Naaaaaaaa....too cold, I'd say Mexico. grin
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May 4, 2011 10:41 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
venusenvy: Well this should freak out all the moronic conspiracy peeps.
Don't worry,they'll make another few Conspiracies out of this!rolling on the floor laughing
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May 4, 2011 10:44 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
PrinceForYou
PrinceForYouPrinceForYouMelbourne, Victoria Australia6 Threads 96 Posts
So wot is Bin Laden with? rolling on the floor laughing
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May 4, 2011 10:46 AM CST Bin Laden still alive!
Aswina
AswinaAswinaNitra, Slovakia2 Threads 1,373 Posts
and ... who is Bin Ladin? grin grin today... nobody
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