What not to do on a date (99)
From experiance
Pick your teeth with a fork
send me a text saying I love you while im in the ladies room
order for me
drink too much
smoke in your car
look down the waitress blouse
Tell me you live with your mother
Thats just for starters
Pick your teeth with a fork
send me a text saying I love you while im in the ladies room
order for me
drink too much
smoke in your car
look down the waitress blouse
Tell me you live with your mother
Thats just for starters
kizzy27: From experiance Pick your teeth with a fork
send me a text saying I love you while im in the ladies room
order for me
drink too much
smoke in your car
look down the waitress blouse
Tell me you live with your mother
Thats just for starters
send me a text saying I love you while im in the ladies room
order for me
drink too much
smoke in your car
look down the waitress blouse
Tell me you live with your mother
Thats just for starters
Don't talk about past relationships
my personal favourite a lady who i was dating, first date walking thru a shop and she says to me u may want to walk on i thought shes was gonna shoplift im thinking wtf,nothing as classy i heard the loudest fart uve ever heard with which she came up behind me and said ahh better out than in 
hence there was no second date
hence there was no second date ohnuts1: hence there was no second date
I'm not sure why you didn't go on a second date though. I'm sure she would have blown your mind....sxc666: I'm not sure why you didn't go on a second date though. I'm sure she would have blown your mind....
im just glad i wasnt a smoker at the timeohnuts1: im just glad i wasnt a smoker at the time
OMG pmsl I can just picture you standing there shocked look on your face, minus you eyelashes and eyebrows 
sxc666: OMG pmsl I can just picture you standing there shocked look on your face, minus you eyelashes and eyebrows
that is the ultimate visual imagedont go to coffee club, and order a beer....
ohnuts1: u have no idea, till this day it rings in my ears
that explains so much.... Shell225: that explains so much....
i was just thinking that like when u come out of a nightclub and u cant hear for the ringing in ur ears 
ohnuts1: i was just thinking that like when u come out of a nightclub and u cant hear for the ringing in ur ears
she must have blown her bloody ar*e off, cause your ears have been ringing an awful long time
Mind you.... I dont think you're really as deaf as you make out... you always seem to hear when I call you an deaf cnut
Shell225: she must have blown her bloody ar*e off, cause your ears have been ringing an awful long time
Mind you.... I dont think you're really as deaf as you make out... you always seem to hear when I call you an deaf cnut
its cos u shout it at me Mind you.... I dont think you're really as deaf as you make out... you always seem to hear when I call you an deaf cnut
ohnuts1: its cos u shout it at me
I dont know what you mean
Shell225: I dont know what you mean
maybe its ur sign language pointing at me, then ur ear, then ur cnut ohnuts1: maybe its ur sign language pointing at me, then ur ear, then ur cnut
pee*d me pants
Shell225: pee*d me pants
ohnuts1: my personal favourite a lady who i was dating, first date walking thru a shop and she says to me u may want to walk on i thought shes was gonna shoplift im thinking wtf,nothing as classy i heard the loudest fart uve ever heard with which she came up behind me and said ahh better out than in hence there was no second date
What a catch!!!!
ohnuts1: my personal favourite a lady who i was dating, first date walking thru a shop and she says to me u may want to walk on i thought shes was gonna shoplift im thinking wtf,nothing as classy i heard the loudest fart uve ever heard with which she came up behind me and said ahh better out than in hence there was no second date
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