Meeting someone online first is good because... (19)

May 19, 2011 4:53 AM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
normalguy68
normalguy68normalguy68Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia62 Threads 15 Polls 1,829 Posts
...you get to know their insides first.
May 19, 2011 4:55 AM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
I'm not interested in the insides. I'm interested in what hangs on the outside.
May 19, 2011 4:57 AM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
normalguy68
normalguy68normalguy68Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia62 Threads 15 Polls 1,829 Posts
sxc666: I'm not interested in the insides. I'm interested in what hangs on the outside.
And how can you tell that online first, do guys put those dimensions down or do you ask for the length of their hand?
May 19, 2011 4:58 AM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
normalguy68: And how can you tell that online first, do guys put those dimensions down or do you ask for the length of their hand?
I ask what size shoe they take.
May 19, 2011 5:00 AM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
normalguy68
normalguy68normalguy68Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia62 Threads 15 Polls 1,829 Posts
sxc666: I ask what size shoe they take.
There was a girl I knew who wouldn't date guys with short hands, I think she knew something I didn't know at the time as a 19cm hand wasn't long enough. Pictures sxc666 getting her tape measure out to measure guys hands at the meet
May 19, 2011 5:08 AM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
I have very large hands but.........

Maybe personality does count. Hey, my security system blocks all those pics on here so what other way look like I can't see.

'don't judge a book by its cover.'
May 19, 2011 5:42 AM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
normalguy68
normalguy68normalguy68Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia62 Threads 15 Polls 1,829 Posts
wash2u: I have very large hands but.........

Maybe personality does count. Hey, my security system blocks all those pics on here so what other way look like I can't see.

'don't judge a book by its cover.'
I've got hand envy laugh
May 19, 2011 6:14 AM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
Meeting someone online first is good because....


you can work out if they are a nutter, before you go to the trouble of putting on your make up and shaving you legs, getting a babysitter, driving half way across town... etc... etc... etc...
May 19, 2011 6:14 AM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
Shell225: Meeting someone online first is good because....you can work out if they are a nutter, before you go to the trouble of putting on your make up and shaving you legs, getting a babysitter, driving half way across town... etc... etc... etc...
Lets not forget the trying on 45 different outfits, only to go with the one you first tried on.
May 19, 2011 6:31 AM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
sxc666: Lets not forget the trying on 45 different outfits, only to go with the one you first tried on.


yes, thats true, particularly if you have small children, who put chocolate on the other 44 outfits, and then just as you're about to leave, put a choccie hand on the 45th outfit...

grin

this way you can sit at home ... work out they are a knob, and not worry..
May 21, 2011 7:51 AM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
normalguy68
normalguy68normalguy68Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia62 Threads 15 Polls 1,829 Posts
Shell225: yes, thats true, particularly if you have small children, who put chocolate on the other 44 outfits, and then just as you're about to leave, put a choccie hand on the 45th outfit...



this way you can sit at home ... work out they are a knob, and not worry..
I thought going by most of the threads that having a knob was the biggest prerequisite?
May 21, 2011 7:51 AM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
normalguy68
normalguy68normalguy68Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia62 Threads 15 Polls 1,829 Posts
Shell225: yes, thats true, particularly if you have small children, who put chocolate on the other 44 outfits, and then just as you're about to leave, put a choccie hand on the 45th outfit...



this way you can sit at home ... work out they are a knob, and not worry..
I thought going by most of the threads that having a knob was the biggest prerequisite?
May 21, 2011 2:20 PM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
Goddess4u
Goddess4uGoddess4uThe Capital, Greater London, England UK15 Threads 3,131 Posts
Shell225: Meeting someone online first is good because....you can work out if they are a nutter, before you go to the trouble of putting on your make up and shaving you legs, getting a babysitter, driving half way across town... etc... etc... etc...


I agree thumbs up
May 23, 2011 1:31 PM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
Darkhorseman
DarkhorsemanDarkhorsemanGladstonia ... it's a strange, Queensland Australia40 Threads 3 Polls 1,304 Posts
And out of this thread I have learned that Shell is a hairy legged, compulsive dress shopper with small children who she feeds chocolate before deserting them to go on dates with knobs ... sigh ... and she looks so nice in her picture too.

SXC is a cumpusive hand measurer who likes to flirt with guys with knobs hanging on there outside ... sigh ... more disapointment as the best I could do is forget to do up my fly.

Still, on the bright side, I could work on my foibles against body hair, grow some patience, embrace melted chocolate in the hands of exuberent children and grow more knobs ... lots of knobs

Sits in corner with screwed up face cocentrating on pushing out knobs
May 23, 2011 6:41 PM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
Darkhorseman: And out of this thread I have learned that Shell is a hairy legged, compulsive dress shopper with small children who she feeds chocolate before deserting them to go on dates with knobs ... sigh ... and she looks so nice in her picture too.

SXC is a cumpusive hand measurer who likes to flirt with guys with knobs hanging on there outside ... sigh ... more disapointment as the best I could do is forget to do up my fly.

Still, on the bright side, I could work on my foibles against body hair, grow some patience, embrace melted chocolate in the hands of exuberent children and grow more knobs ... lots of knobs

Sits in corner with screwed up face cocentrating on pushing out knobs


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing funny as DH
May 23, 2011 6:44 PM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
Shell225: funny as DH
Ha Ha I just seen this rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
May 23, 2011 7:23 PM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
akaRALF
akaRALFakaRALFBacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia11 Threads 1,360 Posts
Darkhorseman: And out of this thread I have learned that Shell is a hairy legged, compulsive dress shopper with small children who she feeds chocolate before deserting them to go on dates with knobs ... sigh ... and she looks so nice in her picture too.

SXC is a cumpusive hand measurer who likes to flirt with guys with knobs hanging on there outside ... sigh ... more disapointment as the best I could do is forget to do up my fly.

Still, on the bright side, I could work on my foibles against body hair, grow some patience, embrace melted chocolate in the hands of exuberent children and grow more knobs ... lots of knobs

Sits in corner with screwed up face cocentrating on pushing out knobs


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I don't think that is knobs you are pushing out there, I think it is hemorrhoids. uh oh rolling on the floor laughing
May 24, 2011 2:08 AM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
normalguy68
normalguy68normalguy68Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia62 Threads 15 Polls 1,829 Posts
akaRALF: I don't think that is knobs you are pushing out there, I think it is hemorrhoids.
Does your shop sell knob enlargers, I think I need one? For my head, this thread is getting too deep.
May 24, 2011 5:47 AM CST Meeting someone online first is good because...
Darkhorseman
DarkhorsemanDarkhorsemanGladstonia ... it's a strange, Queensland Australia40 Threads 3 Polls 1,304 Posts
akaRALF: I don't think that is knobs you are pushing out there, I think it is hemorrhoids.


POP ...... POP ...... POP ... POP ...POP, POP,POP,POPPOPOPOPOP..

How many do you think I'll need to impress? ... WHAT! HEMORRHOIDS! OH crap ....moping
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