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Jun 8, 2011 1:58 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
EagleWoman
EagleWomanEagleWomanMalaga, Andalusia Spain22 Threads 4,719 Posts
A real woman always has a clean house, empty laundry basket, is well made-up, smells good, slim, healthy, eloquent and is perfectly well-behaved.' ... post this emoticon tongue if you are beginning to suspect that you are a man!!!...


tongue

dancing
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Jun 8, 2011 2:01 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
EagleWoman: A real woman always has a clean house, empty laundry basket, is well made-up, smells good, slim, healthy, eloquent and is perfectly well-behaved.' ... post this emoticon if you are beginning to suspect that you are a man!!!...


tongue

Its just a feeling I have only recently laugh



bouquet
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Jun 8, 2011 2:02 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
K...now Im totally gender confused EW...thanks eh blues
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Jun 8, 2011 2:06 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
EagleWoman
EagleWomanEagleWomanMalaga, Andalusia Spain22 Threads 4,719 Posts
vinny1967: Its just a feeling I have only recently


Glad to hear you found that manly feeling laugh


hug
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Jun 8, 2011 2:07 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
EagleWoman
EagleWomanEagleWomanMalaga, Andalusia Spain22 Threads 4,719 Posts
venusenvy: K...now Im totally gender confused EW...thanks eh


Awwwww! Venus!! Come here and have a hug!!! hug

laugh
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Jun 8, 2011 2:10 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
Jeeepers
JeeepersJeeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)21 Threads 6,482 Posts
popcorn
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Jun 8, 2011 2:10 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
Glatlol
GlatlolGlatlolDublin, Ireland2 Threads 5,358 Posts
EagleWoman: A real woman always has a clean house, empty laundry basket, is well made-up, smells good, slim, healthy, eloquent and is perfectly well-behaved.' ... post this emoticon if you are beginning to suspect that you are a man!!!...




tongue tongue tongue


Had to put up a few times, have been told on more than one occasion that I think like man lol
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Jun 8, 2011 2:11 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
Buffy327
Buffy327Buffy327Somewhere, Georgia USA5 Threads 1,527 Posts
Ahhhh thank goodness the house is not spotless....I am Woman hear me Roar.....but certainly not a real woman....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Or a Superwoman either....wave wave
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Jun 8, 2011 2:11 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
carenza
carenzacarenzanear the sea, South Holland Netherlands82 Threads 1 Polls 3,113 Posts
EagleWoman: A real woman always has a clean house, empty laundry basket, is well made-up, smells good, slim, healthy, eloquent and is perfectly well-behaved.' ... post this emoticon if you are beginning to suspect that you are a man!!!...



tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

does my tongue say it all?
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Jun 8, 2011 2:15 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
montecito
montecitomontecitoLovely, New Jersey USA96 Threads 2 Polls 5,086 Posts
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Jun 8, 2011 2:15 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
drbombay
drbombaydrbombayStaten Island, New York USA42 Threads 5,391 Posts
What do fake women have? doh laugh wine
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Jun 8, 2011 2:16 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
EagleWoman: A real woman always has a clean house, empty laundry basket, is well made-up, smells good, slim, healthy, eloquent and is perfectly well-behaved.' ... post this emoticon if you are beginning to suspect that you are a man!!!...


confused ... I don't understand why this is in the jokes section, you've hit the nail on the head for a successful relationship, this should be in the advice section, surely ...dunno


laugh rolling on the floor laughing tongue wave
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Jun 8, 2011 2:21 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
montecito
montecitomontecitoLovely, New Jersey USA96 Threads 2 Polls 5,086 Posts
drbombay: What do fake women have?


Honkey Tonkers.....laugh
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Jun 8, 2011 2:28 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
EagleWoman
EagleWomanEagleWomanMalaga, Andalusia Spain22 Threads 4,719 Posts
RDM59: ... I don't understand why this is in the jokes section, you've hit the nail on the head for a successful relationship, this should be in the advice section, surely ...


Nah!! You've hit the nail on the head R!!! laugh

Coz some modern women might not have ALL that's on that list...
BUT more often that not she can hit a nail on the head (with a hammer!!!)


BTW ...

I dreamed of you last night wow
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Jun 8, 2011 2:28 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
cherrybrandy
cherrybrandycherrybrandycambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK24 Threads 7,473 Posts
i can be a real woman for a day,if i put a lot of effort in it..but then,who apreciates a real woman..sigh
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Jun 8, 2011 2:30 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
EagleWoman
EagleWomanEagleWomanMalaga, Andalusia Spain22 Threads 4,719 Posts
Buffy327: Ahhhh thank goodness the house is not spotless....I am Woman hear me Roar.....but certainly not a real woman....
Or a Superwoman either....


laugh wave

How's the hair bizz (or should that say frizz laugh) going?
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Jun 8, 2011 2:31 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
EagleWoman: Nah!! You've hit the nail on the head R!!!

Coz some modern women might not have ALL that's on that list...
BUT more often that not she can hit a nail on the head (with a hammer!!!)BTW ...

I dreamed of you last night


wow wow .... was I any good ? .....hmmm daydream blushing
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Jun 8, 2011 2:31 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
EagleWoman: Awwwww! Venus!! Come here and have a hug!!!


Thanks I feel better yay
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Jun 8, 2011 2:31 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
EagleWoman
EagleWomanEagleWomanMalaga, Andalusia Spain22 Threads 4,719 Posts
cherrybrandy: i can be a real woman for a day,if i put a lot of effort in it..but then,who apreciates a real woman..


The guy who's about to write a fake article for some mag about how women should be laugh
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Jun 8, 2011 2:33 PM CST A REAL WOMAN ...
cherrybrandy
cherrybrandycherrybrandycambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK24 Threads 7,473 Posts
EagleWoman: The guy who's about to write a fake article for some mag about how women should be
God forbid..im out of this..laugh spam
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