jokes hahahah !!!! (6)
write your jokes here 
Dracula asked god:" MAY I BE REBORN INTO AN ANGEL WITH WITHEAND STILL SUCK BLOOD?" God said: "OF COURSE I CAN, I'LL TURN YOU INTO AN ALWAYS ULTRA PAD!!!"
A SECRETARY SAW HER BOSS'S PANTS UNZIP. SHE SAYS: " BOSS YOUR GARAGE DOOR IS OPEN." THE BOSS SAYS: " CAN YYOU SEE MY FERRARI?" SECRETARY: " NO, I SEE A SMALL SCOOTER WITH TWO FLAT TYRES." 
Good joks BIGBOSS
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's 'dead.'"
There is a silence..........then a shot is heard.
KK
He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's 'dead.'"
There is a silence..........then a shot is heard.
KK
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The engraver short ended it to: RETURN UNOPEND.!!!