when i was born (7)
burtonpattewkesbury, Herefordshire, England UK5 Threads 13 Postsi was so very ugly when i was born, the moment i came out, the doctor slapped my face to get me breathing 
burtonpat: i was so very ugly when i was born, the moment i came out, the doctor slapped my face to get me breathing
Awww, at least he didn't slap your mum and dad as well
mom was ok she had fainted with traumatic shock. it was dad that suffered, about 30 or 40 hospital staff were kicking seven kinds of s--- out of him some had scalpels, to cut a long story short, he ended up as a lesbian 
In response to: i was so very ugly when i was born, the moment i came out, the doctor slapped my face to get me breathing
Are you sure that he really knew what end he was slapping? Maybe he thought your face was your....
can i ask you ladys (he he im funny ) a question. how long can you keep a chicken in the freezer. some told me about a month
but i put a chicken in the freezer last night, and when i looked this morning it was dead
I dont keep my chickens in the freezer...just the oven
that way when I get hungry, they are already to cook but the mess they make while waiting is a smelly experience
that way when I get hungry, they are already to cook but the mess they make while waiting is a smelly experience
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