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A man walks into a bar after losing a major lawsuit and sits down to lift a few scotches. After he quaffed down a few while ruminating over how much moneys lost he stands up and yells
"ALL LAWYERS ARE a**hole!!"
A moment later another man down at the other end of the bar stands, looks at the first man and quietly states "I resent that remark sir".
The first man sneers as he says "You must be a lawyer."
The second man pauses for a moment then says "No, Im an a**hole."