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Jul 2, 2011 1:33 PM CST Mama Mia...Spaghetti
For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child secretly.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.


She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey!,' she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'
Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.



On the card was written:


Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.

grin wave
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Jul 2, 2011 1:34 PM CST Mama Mia...Spaghetti
Jeeepers
JeeepersJeeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)21 Threads 6,482 Posts
reunion Nuliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Jul 2, 2011 1:35 PM CST Mama Mia...Spaghetti
Jeepsssssssssssssssssssreunion dance banana grin wink wave
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Jul 2, 2011 1:36 PM CST Mama Mia...Spaghetti
Jeeepers
JeeepersJeeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)21 Threads 6,482 Posts
Just had my spaghetti. Now it's back to work !! wave

moping
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Jul 2, 2011 1:37 PM CST Mama Mia...Spaghetti
Cyaa Jeepssssssssss , have a nice day in WORK grin wave
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Jul 2, 2011 1:38 PM CST Mama Mia...Spaghetti
Jeeepers
JeeepersJeeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)21 Threads 6,482 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: Cyaa Jeepssssssssss , have a nice day in WORK
teddybear
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Jul 2, 2011 9:09 PM CST Mama Mia...Spaghetti
dedunu
dedunudedunuColombo, Western Sri Lanka3 Threads 54 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child secretly.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.


She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey!,' she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'
Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.


Nice one as usual, Nuls...wow! you look fab in your new pic. Greetings from us ( u no hoo)
reunion
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Jul 2, 2011 9:59 PM CST Mama Mia...Spaghetti
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child secretly.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.


She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey!,' she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'
Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.

laugh Thanks, Nuli. I'll never be able to look at a meatball, w/double cheese, sub the same way again. moping
Nice pic.... wave
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Jul 2, 2011 10:01 PM CST Mama Mia...Spaghetti
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
laugh bouquet

You really know how to tickle a guys bone...I mean funny bone.
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Jul 3, 2011 12:14 AM CST Mama Mia...Spaghetti
manroe23
manroe23manroe23indonesia, Jakarta Indonesia7 Threads 6,801 Posts
Like this one laugh laugh
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