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Oct 19, 2006 2:50 PM CST new thread
glynster
glynsterglynsterDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK36 Threads 622 Posts
I can never get mine through the hole. Even if I wet the end sufficiently. Any advice? Maybe its a man thing but I'm giving up sewing.blushing wink
Oct 19, 2006 2:52 PM CST new thread
ramone
ramoneramoneEDINBURGH, UK44 Threads 4,832 Posts
just be patient, it will go in laugh
Oct 19, 2006 2:55 PM CST new thread
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK95 Threads 14,731 Posts
have you tried ky jelly, i bought some the other day and my mom was so embaressed you would not believe. i couldnt give a shit but when i grabbed it from the shelf i did it fast so no one could see. and i dont use it for the reasons your thinking by the way
Oct 19, 2006 2:56 PM CST new thread
glynster
glynsterglynsterDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK36 Threads 622 Posts
patience is a virtue but you can only wet it so much.doh
Oct 19, 2006 2:58 PM CST new thread
glynster
glynsterglynsterDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK36 Threads 622 Posts
mmmmmmm, course not.blushing
someone's in for a fun time.dancing
Oct 19, 2006 3:02 PM CST new thread
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK95 Threads 14,731 Posts
no seriously its not for that, its for something else.laugh laugh
Oct 19, 2006 3:12 PM CST new thread
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK95 Threads 14,731 Posts
why do men have dirty minds?????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 19, 2006 3:15 PM CST new thread
glynster
glynsterglynsterDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK36 Threads 622 Posts
so ky will help me thread the needle, why didn't you explain to mum instead of grabbing quickly.roll eyes
Oct 19, 2006 3:18 PM CST new thread
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK95 Threads 14,731 Posts
lol, yes it would help, i tried to explain to her it was for that but she still got embarressed and didnt believe me laugh laugh laugh
Oct 19, 2006 3:23 PM CST new thread
glynster
glynsterglynsterDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK36 Threads 622 Posts
i struggle to understand how ky can help me put a button on me shirt.dunno
Oct 19, 2006 3:24 PM CST new thread
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK95 Threads 14,731 Posts
urm its easy if you think about it, as it the ky jelly will lubricate the button therefore you can get it on your shirt easier
Oct 19, 2006 4:17 PM CST new thread
YamiYami
YamiYamiYamiYamiNorthWest, England UK30 Threads 1,499 Posts
Someone mentioned that you may need to relax to be able to get full erection ( It is wholly appropriate that we speak straight about this ). What you think and how you feel could be a cause . Perhaps you need a longer time to feel relaxed with a single partner . If she cares she will take time to help you to get there . There are medical conditions which need to be handled by your GP . There are rubber bands which slows the flow of blood out of your tool and gives additional stiffness . Your general fitness may need a review . There are lubricants , cheapest of them all ' Emulsifying Ointment ' available in a huge tub from a reputable chemist for about £3.50 .
Please note all this is advisory and you need to consult your GP .
Oct 19, 2006 4:19 PM CST new thread
glynster
glynsterglynsterDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK36 Threads 622 Posts
how does this relate to sewing.blushing wink
Oct 19, 2006 4:20 PM CST new thread
YamiYami
YamiYamiYamiYamiNorthWest, England UK30 Threads 1,499 Posts
There are links with comprehensive advice about this matter . If needed I can direct you to one or two .
Oct 19, 2006 4:22 PM CST new thread
YamiYami
YamiYamiYamiYamiNorthWest, England UK30 Threads 1,499 Posts
I can only advise you about the needle . What you do with it is not my concern laugh
Oct 19, 2006 4:23 PM CST new thread
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK95 Threads 14,731 Posts
wheni worked in the gu clinic we saw erectile dysfuction patients, and they did tests on the heart first just a ecg. and if wasnt medically related to anything like your heart there was many treatments available.
Oct 19, 2006 4:24 PM CST new thread
glynster
glynsterglynsterDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK36 Threads 622 Posts
ok firstly I don't use needles, and erection wise, its allways up before me every morning.blushing
Oct 19, 2006 4:26 PM CST new thread
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK95 Threads 14,731 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing yoive got not problems there then. does that make you a poker though???? laugh
Oct 19, 2006 4:28 PM CST new thread
glynster
glynsterglynsterDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK36 Threads 622 Posts
no it makes me a winker.tongue
I don't play cards ....much (poker)dunno
Oct 19, 2006 4:28 PM CST new thread
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK95 Threads 14,731 Posts
lol, i can tell your definitly a poker man in the morning laugh laugh laugh
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