Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders? ( Archived) (19)

Jul 26, 2011 4:55 PM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
QUESTION: Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?

ANSWER: To keep his pants from being taken up to heaven during the rapture.

rolling on the floor laughing

-John-cheers
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Jul 26, 2011 6:42 PM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
TheresMyFriend: QUESTION: Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?

ANSWER: To keep his pants from being taken up to heaven during the rapture.



-John-
do we know him?rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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Jul 26, 2011 6:54 PM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
Conrad73: do we know him?


Hey, Conrad...I'm not going to point any fingers! rolling on the floor laughing

-John-cheers
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Jul 26, 2011 6:56 PM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
TheresMyFriend: Hey, Conrad...I'm not going to point any fingers!

-John-
I had a Name in mind!
He might even show up here sooner or later!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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Jul 26, 2011 7:00 PM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
Conrad73: I had a Name in mind!
He might even show up here sooner or later!


Yea...me too, but with these extra buttons they've added, I walking lightly till I get the feel of this new layout.

And he would be welcome, as long as he plays nice. rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 26, 2011 7:07 PM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
TheresMyFriend: Yea...me too, but with these extra buttons they've added, I walking lightly till I get the feel of this new layout.

And he would be welcome, as long as he plays nice.
the one I had in mind doesn't!laugh
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Jul 26, 2011 7:12 PM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
Conrad73: the one I had in mind doesn't!


Just have to wait and see...
already got my trigger finger on ready! cheers
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Jul 26, 2011 7:14 PM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
TheresMyFriend: Just have to wait and see...
already got my trigger finger on ready!
so he will walk right into it!laugh
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Jul 27, 2011 4:51 AM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
Conrad73: I had a Name in mind!
He might even show up here sooner or later!


ok.... I know who laugh
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Jul 27, 2011 5:41 AM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
Lillym: ok.... I know who
actually there are several,from the East-Coast to the West-Coast!laugh
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Jul 27, 2011 6:09 AM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
Conrad73: actually there are several,from the East-Coast to the West-Coast!


No way..... I thought he was the only one laugh
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Jul 27, 2011 6:16 AM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
Lillym: No way..... I thought he was the only one
Guess we will know when he shows up!laugh
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Jul 27, 2011 7:02 AM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
leigh2154
leigh2154leigh2154Crossville, Tennessee USA5 Threads 6,408 Posts
QUESTION: Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?

ANSWER: Because the blue ones make him look fat!!

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Jul 27, 2011 7:09 AM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
leigh2154: QUESTION: Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?

ANSWER: Because the blue ones make him look fat!!
Maybe he is living in a Red State,and doesn't want to stick out like the Sore Thumb he is!


(That ought to bring them in)rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 27, 2011 7:28 AM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
grizzwald
grizzwaldgrizzwaldalexandra bay, New York USA12 Threads 1,151 Posts
cause their fat belly overlap will not allow them to wear a belt ...grin
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Jul 27, 2011 8:03 AM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
grizzwald: cause their fat belly overlap will not allow them to wear a belt ...
you thinking about Mikey Moore!
Yep,he definitely could do with less!laugh
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Jul 27, 2011 8:40 AM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
leigh2154: QUESTION: Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?

ANSWER: Because the blue ones make him look fat!!


Good one Leigh...rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 27, 2011 2:52 PM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
outdoorgirlsun
outdoorgirlsunoutdoorgirlsunSapulpa, Oklahoma USA5 Threads 1,085 Posts
TheresMyFriend: QUESTION: Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?

ANSWER: To keep his pants from being taken up to heaven during the rapture.



-John-


I didn't know Larry King was on these forums. Cool...........
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Aug 5, 2011 12:38 PM CST Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?
happyslapper
happyslapperhappyslapperdublin, Dublin Ireland1 Threads 6 Posts
actually suspenders are a nuisance !! but if it turns someone on ...why not
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