Computer Dating Agency ( Archived) (27)

Aug 4, 2011 3:43 AM CST Computer Dating Agency
a44dreamer
a44dreamera44dreamerNicosia, Cyprus22 Threads 12 Polls 237 Posts
Hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications.

He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small.

The computer operated faultlessly.

It sent him a penguin.
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Aug 4, 2011 3:53 AM CST Computer Dating Agency
lucynad
lucynadlucynadSunny city, Sicilia Italy7 Threads 2,431 Posts
i would get a cat... grin

i want someone indipendent, curious of the things happening arround him, playful...oh, and a napper as this seems to be the (only) common treat of my partners...
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Aug 4, 2011 3:56 AM CST Computer Dating Agency
a44dreamer
a44dreamera44dreamerNicosia, Cyprus22 Threads 12 Polls 237 Posts
lucynad: i would get a cat...

i want someone indipendent, curious of the things happening arround him, playful...oh, and a napper as this seems to be the (only) common treat of my partners...

Good choice, not sure about the napping part cats are a bit lazy.
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Aug 4, 2011 4:00 AM CST Computer Dating Agency
lucynad
lucynadlucynadSunny city, Sicilia Italy7 Threads 2,431 Posts
a44dreamer: Good choice, not sure about the napping part cats are a bit lazy.


and this is why they like to sleep a lot...
laugh

wave
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Aug 4, 2011 4:15 AM CST Computer Dating Agency
a44dreamer
a44dreamera44dreamerNicosia, Cyprus22 Threads 12 Polls 237 Posts
lucynad: and this is why they like to sleep a lot...

You've got me thinking now. I wouldn't want to end up with a Kangaroo I'd need boxing gloves.rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 4, 2011 4:25 AM CST Computer Dating Agency
lucynad
lucynadlucynadSunny city, Sicilia Italy7 Threads 2,431 Posts
a44dreamer: You've got me thinking now. I wouldn't want to end up with a Kangaroo I'd need boxing gloves.


laugh comfort
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Aug 4, 2011 4:28 AM CST Computer Dating Agency
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
lucynad: and this is why they like to sleep a lot...


Yes, cat's are independant, I like dogs but they need a lot of looking after.grin cats meow
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Aug 4, 2011 4:39 AM CST Computer Dating Agency
lucynad
lucynadlucynadSunny city, Sicilia Italy7 Threads 2,431 Posts
tomcatwarne: Yes, cat's are independant, I like dogs but they need a lot of looking after.


hi tom, wave

Characteristics of cats usually include sleeping a lot, attraction to waving objects and yarn, being careful and only trusting those with whom they are familiar, purring when happy, wagging their tale when upset, hissing when scared/mad, and loving to scratch! Cats Men are very lovable - and loving - creatures, but in order for them to trust and love their owner partner, they need to be fed regularly, treated kindly and given lots of care, which builds a strong and trustworthy relationship.

Read more:



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Aug 4, 2011 4:45 AM CST Computer Dating Agency
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
lucynad: hi tom,

Characteristics of cats usually include sleeping a lot, attraction to waving objects and yarn, being careful and only trusting those with whom they are familiar, purring when happy, wagging their tale when upset, hissing when scared/mad, and loving to scratch! Cats Men are very lovable - and loving - creatures, but in order for them to trust and love their owner partner, they need to be fed regularly, treated kindly and given lots of care, which builds a strong and trustworthy relationship.

Read more:




You described me exactlyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing grin cats meow
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Aug 4, 2011 5:25 AM CST Computer Dating Agency
a44dreamer
a44dreamera44dreamerNicosia, Cyprus22 Threads 12 Polls 237 Posts
sheep

Try this quiz to see what animal you are:





This is my result:

Cheetah: You are fast, you don't think things through all the time. But you can easily catch the goals you set for yourself.
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Aug 4, 2011 5:36 AM CST Computer Dating Agency
lucynad
lucynadlucynadSunny city, Sicilia Italy7 Threads 2,431 Posts
a44dreamer: Try this quiz to see what animal you are:


This is my result:

Cheetah: You are fast, you don't think things through all the time. But you can easily catch the goals you set for yourself.


thanks dreamer,

a nice quiz thumbs up

this is me...grin

Wolf: You are loyal to you family, you enjoy other peoples company. You could become a loner if picked on to much but you never give up in what you believe in. You like to be outside and explore new things. You feel a hidden sensation inside you just need to find out what it is.
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Aug 4, 2011 8:50 AM CST Computer Dating Agency
EagleWoman
EagleWomanEagleWomanMalaga, Andalusia Spain22 Threads 4,719 Posts
Funny!!!

WAs debating between the eagle and the wolf for my fav animal. Chose the Eagle...

But quiz result says:

Wolf: You are loyal to you family, you enjoy other peoples company. You could become a loner if picked on to much but you never give up in what you believe in. You like to be outside and explore new things. You feel a hidden sensation inside you just need to find out what it is.
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Aug 4, 2011 1:37 PM CST Computer Dating Agency
a44dreamer
a44dreamera44dreamerNicosia, Cyprus22 Threads 12 Polls 237 Posts
EagleWoman: Funny!!!

WAs debating between the eagle and the wolf for my fav animal. Chose the Eagle...

But quiz result says:

Wolf: You are loyal to you family, you enjoy other peoples company. You could become a loner if picked on to much but you never give up in what you believe in. You like to be outside and explore new things. You feel a hidden sensation inside you just need to find out what it is.


You should change your name to Wolfwoman laugh
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Aug 4, 2011 1:43 PM CST Computer Dating Agency
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA77 Threads 20,535 Posts
I took the animal test and it fits me to a t.



Wolf: You are loyal to you family, you enjoy other peoples company. You could become a loner if picked on to much but you never give up in what you believe in. You like to be outside and explore new things. You feel a hidden sensation inside you just need to find out what it is.
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Aug 4, 2011 2:46 PM CST Computer Dating Agency
EagleWoman
EagleWomanEagleWomanMalaga, Andalusia Spain22 Threads 4,719 Posts
a44dreamer: You should change your name to Wolfwoman



May be!! laugh wave
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Aug 4, 2011 3:11 PM CST Computer Dating Agency
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
EagleWoman: May be!!


or may I suggest ....... Witcha Loba Loca

rolling on the floor laughing tongue bouquet grin
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Aug 4, 2011 3:24 PM CST Computer Dating Agency
Frankinstien
FrankinstienFrankinstienSan Juan, Puerto Rico1 Threads 1,521 Posts
a44dreamer: Try this quiz to see what animal you are:


This is my result:

Cheetah: You are fast, you don't think things through all the time. But you can easily catch the goals you set for yourself.
I took the test and it said I was an orangutan, because I was so damn ugly. . . .laugh laugh laugh
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Aug 4, 2011 3:31 PM CST Computer Dating Agency
DavidAdelaide
DavidAdelaideDavidAdelaideAdelaide, South Australia Australia35 Posts
I'm beginning to think dating a computer is a viable option LOL
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Aug 4, 2011 5:00 PM CST Computer Dating Agency
Ur_Knight
Ur_KnightUr_KnightWindsor, Ontario Canada10 Threads 2,176 Posts
a44dreamer: Try this quiz to see what animal you are:


This is my result:

Cheetah: You are fast, you don't think things through all the time. But you can easily catch the goals you set for yourself.


I got the same... a Cheetah and it's fairly accurate. I usually have to analyze decisions and/or problems, but I'm also occasionally quite impulsive. I just recently (last fall) helped someone drive their car to Vancouver from Toronto... just because I felt like it and hadn't seen that much of Canada, but I'd seen 3/4 of the States when I drove truck
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Aug 4, 2011 5:01 PM CST Computer Dating Agency
EagleWoman
EagleWomanEagleWomanMalaga, Andalusia Spain22 Threads 4,719 Posts
RDM59: or may I suggest ....... Witcha Loba Loca


Hey you!!! A bit less of the Witcha!!! rolling on the floor laughing
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