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Aug 9, 2011 4:05 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
My nephews in England call me Auntie Vinny cause...........well I dont know why but anyway laugh

It's a secret and pls don't tell anyone but I answer a problem page for a well known English newspaper and I would like to offer you the benefit of my expertise. I dont charge much grin

So if you have a problem, big or small, serious or trivial, please feel free to ask me.

I only bite when asked grin

drinking
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Aug 9, 2011 4:11 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
I have a problem , Vinnie








its a broken lawn mower, can you help me fix it?grin
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Aug 9, 2011 4:14 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
I have a problem Auntie Vinny...

A good friend of mine who seems to all intents and purposes to be an intelligent bloke insists on enduring and suffering the life of a Gooner, and he's not even a Londoner.shock

What can be done to save his suffering and lead him in the right direction...grin


devil devil devil
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Aug 9, 2011 4:16 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
Sunnydaze14: I have a problem , Vinnieits a broken lawn mower, can you help me fix it?


Now normall I would give short thrift to your letter but as seen as you are my first victim] customer I will entertain you.

Is it Petrol, electrical, manual ?
What sort of fault is it.
Please ask a male member of your family or a male neighbour to provide you with this info and get back to me.
















grin bouquet
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Aug 9, 2011 4:16 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
AtwoZ
AtwoZAtwoZunknown, Halland Sweden199 Threads 1,699 Posts
Please Vinny!!

I have a stalker named McPat,and his is in alliance with an evil woman named Daze...,and they´re hunting me,night and day..

What can I do?
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Aug 9, 2011 4:20 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
AtwoZ: Please Vinny!!

I have a stalker named McPat,and his is in alliance with an evil woman named Daze...,and they´re hunting me,night and day..

What can I do?



Please Aunt Vinny
How can we get rid of this pest, who keeps creating these awful threads against multiculturalism and has a fear of immigrants, even though he is one himself, but thinks he is special because he is white.
And he keeps bringing up my name and Patmacs name in random threads, saying we are evil.
He is a real pest, can you help , Aunt Vinny?
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Aug 9, 2011 4:20 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
AtwoZ
AtwoZAtwoZunknown, Halland Sweden199 Threads 1,699 Posts
Hey Vinnie,where are you?

Shouldn´t you be here to answer the questions...
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Aug 9, 2011 4:20 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
Sorry, Vinny, didn't mean to spoil your thread, just ignore that!
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Aug 9, 2011 4:22 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
AtwoZ
AtwoZAtwoZunknown, Halland Sweden199 Threads 1,699 Posts
Sunnydaze14: Please Aunt Vinny
How can we get rid of this pest, who keeps creating these awful threads against multiculturalism and has a fear of immigrants, even though he is one himself, but thinks he is special because he is white.
And he keeps bringing up my name and Patmacs name in random threads, saying we are evil.
He is a real pest, can you help , Aunt Vinny?
he can´t,he left office...But I can answer....
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Aug 9, 2011 4:26 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
AtwoZ
AtwoZAtwoZunknown, Halland Sweden199 Threads 1,699 Posts
Funny thread,but where did you go?
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Aug 9, 2011 4:28 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
AtwoZ
AtwoZAtwoZunknown, Halland Sweden199 Threads 1,699 Posts
Sunnydaze14: Please Aunt Vinny
How can we get rid of this pest, who keeps creating these awful threads against multiculturalism and has a fear of immigrants, even though he is one himself, but thinks he is special because he is white.
And he keeps bringing up my name and Patmacs name in random threads, saying we are evil.
He is a real pest, can you help , Aunt Vinny?
Who cares,as long as I look good...
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Aug 9, 2011 4:28 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
nanners2863
nanners2863nanners2863Cayuga, Ontario Canada38 Threads 3,355 Posts
In response to: My nephews in England call me Auntie Vinny cause...........well I dont know why but anyway

It's a secret and pls don't tell anyone but I answer a problem page for a well known English newspaper and I would like to offer you the benefit of my expertise. I dont charge much

So if you have a problem, big or small, serious or trivial, please feel free to ask me.

I only bite when asked
I have a problem but I just can't call you Auntie Vinny!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 9, 2011 4:28 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
AtwoZ: Who cares,as long as I look good...


Who told you that, your mother?
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Aug 9, 2011 4:30 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
bodleing: I have a problem Auntie Vinny...

A good friend of mine who seems to all intents and purposes to be an intelligent bloke insists on enduring and suffering the life of a Gooner, and he's not even a Londoner.

What can be done to save his suffering and lead him in the right direction...


This is a prime example of letters I receive on a daily basis. People who think theres a problem when in reality the truth is completely different. And as I always say to those people.........concentrate on your own problems that are real. Like replacing Scholes tongue

Your friend seems like a good guy and I personally would let him suffer in peace blues

Next Saturday yay

cheers
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Aug 9, 2011 4:31 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
AtwoZ
AtwoZAtwoZunknown, Halland Sweden199 Threads 1,699 Posts
Sunnydaze14: Who told you that, your mother?
No,and she just died recently,-so I´m pretty sensitive here,i admit....


But apart from that,-I do...
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Aug 9, 2011 4:32 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
vinny1967: This is a prime example of letters I receive on a daily basis. People who think theres a problem when in reality the truth is completely different. And as I always say to those people.........concentrate on your own problems that are real. Like replacing Scholes

Your friend seems like a good guy and I personally would let him suffer in peace

Next Saturday


Thanks Auntie...laugh

I can go to the pub now...cheers
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Aug 9, 2011 4:38 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
outdoorgirlsun
outdoorgirlsunoutdoorgirlsunSapulpa, Oklahoma USA5 Threads 1,085 Posts
Dear Auntie Vinny:

This is a mystery and I would love to know the answer.
We had a storm last nite, and the wind was so bad,
it uprooted a Pear tree in my front yard. Well, I couldn't
deal with this morning, so after I got to work I called a friend.
He said he would go by and cut it up and haul it off.
He goes by and the tree is gone? Now what do you think of that?
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Aug 9, 2011 4:39 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
nanners2863: I have a problem but I just can't call you Auntie Vinny!!!


You can call me anything you like Nanners blushing

I do house calls wink
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Aug 9, 2011 4:41 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
montecito
montecitomontecitoLovely, New Jersey USA96 Threads 2 Polls 5,086 Posts
vinny1967: Unfortunately you can't.
To give a proper kick you need sound support. This would involve your weight being transferred onto your left foot for support and would give proper momentum when used properly as a pivot. As its damaged I would not recommend this action and allow it to heal properly first. When this is done you can revert to left foot kicking.
In the meantime belt them over the head with a frying pan.

Regards


Better yet, since it's now found out that I'm the REAL Matta Hari, I'll use my spy training to get the better on them....oh, I forgot, I'm back from the dead, but I'm doing well.....Thank you for your help. It's a pleasure getting advice from Ann Landers mommy, Aunti Vinny...rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 9, 2011 4:44 PM CST Problem.................Ask Auntie
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
AtwoZ: But I enjoy that stick up my ars...e....and I have no intentions to be loved by eevryone,-so what to do?


Maybe you have something to contribute here



Unfortunately A I don't see it as a problem. You post a thread and people choose to enter or not. Your topics obviously hold an interest for them and they seem willing to debate with you. The way I see it you have 3 choices.
A. Debate
B. Change thread topics to something they have no interest in.
C. Ban them.

Remember.........its better to be loved than to have not been loved at all grin

cheers
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