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Sep 3, 2011 6:18 PM CST loosing memory
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
An elderly couple, one on the verge of alzeimers, the other on the verge of senility, were having a nice day out sitting on the promenade at the beach. One said to the other " I'd love an ice cream cone"
The other one says "you go and get two. And don't forget the chocolate stick, and the nuts , and the syrup on them."
He comes back with two meat pies. She says " I knew you'd forget the chips"
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Sep 3, 2011 6:29 PM CST loosing memory
Ur_Knight
Ur_KnightUr_KnightWindsor, Ontario Canada10 Threads 2,176 Posts
Sunnydaze14: An elderly couple, one on the verge of alzeimers, the other on the verge of senility, were having a nice day out sitting on the promenade at the beach. One said to the other " I'd love an ice cream cone"
The other one says "you go and get two. And don't forget the chocolate stick, and the nuts , and the syrup on them."
He comes back with two meat pies. She says " I knew you'd forget the chips"


laugh

Ed McMahon on the Johnny Carson show was telling Johnny how to tell if you have Alzheimer...

If you can't find your car keys... that's not alzheimers
If you found them but don't remember what they are for... THAT's alzheimers
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Sep 3, 2011 6:30 PM CST loosing memory
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
cswelcome wine bouquet grin
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Sep 3, 2011 6:35 PM CST loosing memory
Ur_Knight
Ur_KnightUr_KnightWindsor, Ontario Canada10 Threads 2,176 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

It actually took me a couple of seconds to realize the subtle humor in what you posted doh laugh
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Sep 3, 2011 6:38 PM CST loosing memory
Interesting that the last post before mine was an ad for a brain test! LOL. laugh
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Sep 3, 2011 6:43 PM CST loosing memory
Ur_Knight
Ur_KnightUr_KnightWindsor, Ontario Canada10 Threads 2,176 Posts
HuggerMan4U: Interesting that the last post before mine was an ad for a brain test! LOL.


Oh... the Ad-Bot is a nosy little guy... the Ad that I see (now *below* you) is for Alzheimers laugh
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Sep 3, 2011 8:59 PM CST loosing memory
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
Ur_Knight: Oh... the Ad-Bot is a nosy little guy... the Ad that I see (now *below* you) is for Alzheimers


wow...... and I got ...... " Ralph's Big Surprise"

Now that's just a bit too clever .....conversing wow


Sales link .....

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