An elderly couple, one on the verge of alzeimers, the other on the verge of senility, were having a nice day out sitting on the promenade at the beach. One said to the other " I'd love an ice cream cone" The other one says "you go and get two. And don't forget the chocolate stick, and the nuts , and the syrup on them." He comes back with two meat pies. She says " I knew you'd forget the chips"
Sunnydaze14: An elderly couple, one on the verge of alzeimers, the other on the verge of senility, were having a nice day out sitting on the promenade at the beach. One said to the other " I'd love an ice cream cone" The other one says "you go and get two. And don't forget the chocolate stick, and the nuts , and the syrup on them." He comes back with two meat pies. She says " I knew you'd forget the chips"
Ed McMahon on the Johnny Carson show was telling Johnny how to tell if you have Alzheimer...
If you can't find your car keys... that's not alzheimers If you found them but don't remember what they are for... THAT's alzheimers
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The other one says "you go and get two. And don't forget the chocolate stick, and the nuts , and the syrup on them."
He comes back with two meat pies. She says " I knew you'd forget the chips"