No Dogs Allowed (3)
Sunnydaze14: A man was out walking his dog. He was passing a pub and decided he would love a pint. But there was a sign on the door "No Dogs Allowed"
So he put on his sunglasses and picked up a white stick and walked in.
The barman said "Sorry, but there's no dogs allowed in here"
The man said, but this is my guide dog.
The barman said "But guide dogs are usually labradors or alsations"
The man said "What did they give me then??"
So he put on his sunglasses and picked up a white stick and walked in.
The barman said "Sorry, but there's no dogs allowed in here"
The man said, but this is my guide dog.
The barman said "But guide dogs are usually labradors or alsations"
The man said "What did they give me then??"
That's funny!
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Two guys chatting in a bar one says to the other what would you do if you caught your wife in bed with another man…. The guy thinks about this for a second or so and replies…. I think I’d run downstairs and strangle his guide dog.
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So he put on his sunglasses and picked up a white stick and walked in.
The barman said "Sorry, but there's no dogs allowed in here"
The man said, but this is my guide dog.
The barman said "But guide dogs are usually labradors or alsations"
The man said "What did they give me then??"