Famous World Ideologies, as explained by references to Cows (11)
21..... You forgot DEPRESSION.....You marry the cow
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patmac: 21..... You forgot DEPRESSION.....You marry the cow
You will be shocked......
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Sunnydaze14: 1. Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
2. Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you all the milk you need.
3. Bureaucratic Socialism: Your cows are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.
4. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
5. Pure Communism: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
6. Real World Communism: You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most “ability” and who has the most “need”. Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.
7. Russian Communism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.
8. Perestroika: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the “free” market.
9. Cambodian Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
10. Militarianism: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
11. Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
12. Pure Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
13. Representative Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
14. British Democracy: You have two cows. You feed them sheeps’ brains and they go mad. The government doesn’t do anything.
15. Bureaucracy: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
16. Pure Anarchy: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
17. Pure Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Capitalism: You don’t have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because you don’t have any cows to put up as collateral.
18. Enviromentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
19. Political Correctness: You are associated with (the concept of “ownership” is a symbol of the phallo-centric, war mongering, intolerant past) two differently – aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
20. Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
2. Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you all the milk you need.
3. Bureaucratic Socialism: Your cows are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.
4. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
5. Pure Communism: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
6. Real World Communism: You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most “ability” and who has the most “need”. Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.
7. Russian Communism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.
8. Perestroika: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the “free” market.
9. Cambodian Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
10. Militarianism: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
11. Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
12. Pure Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
13. Representative Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
14. British Democracy: You have two cows. You feed them sheeps’ brains and they go mad. The government doesn’t do anything.
15. Bureaucracy: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
16. Pure Anarchy: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
17. Pure Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Capitalism: You don’t have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because you don’t have any cows to put up as collateral.
18. Enviromentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
19. Political Correctness: You are associated with (the concept of “ownership” is a symbol of the phallo-centric, war mongering, intolerant past) two differently – aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
20. Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Funtastic explanation!!!
Thank you SunnyD
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Hinduism: You're lucky to have one cow, and it's free to go where it wants.
Mormonism: You can have as many cows as you want, as long as you marry them.
Catholicism: You have two cows. Except on friday, when you have a fish.
Calvinism: You really don't deserve a cow, but you are allowed one as long as you call it Jeezis.
Lutheranism: You have two cows, no more, no less. It's written in the book.
Quakerism: You don't have a barn. Cows are your friends, and you keep in them in a Cow Meeting House.
Islam: You have two cows. Or two camels, depending where you live.
Judaism: You have two cows. And a chicken.
Buddhism: Your cow says Moo. You say Omm. And that's how you tell the difference.
Atheism: You decide for yourself if you want cows or not.
Agnosticism: You need to think a little more about what a cow is.
Skepticism: You question the need for cows.
Pragmatism: You have one cow and one bull, and great expectations.
Cartesianism: You think you have a cow, therefore you do.
Nihilism: Who cares about cows.
Absurdism: You take harmonica lessons from a tone-deaf giraffe.
Existentialism: Qu'est-ce que c'est qu'une vache?
Classicism: Your cows win blue ribbons for their excellence of form.
Romanticism: You love everything about cows.
Cubism: You sell mail-order steaks over the internet.
Stalinism: You have one cow. In Siberia.
Conservatism: Your cows are painted with stars and stripes, and you'll shoot anyone who comes near them.
Mormonism: You can have as many cows as you want, as long as you marry them.
Catholicism: You have two cows. Except on friday, when you have a fish.
Calvinism: You really don't deserve a cow, but you are allowed one as long as you call it Jeezis.
Lutheranism: You have two cows, no more, no less. It's written in the book.
Quakerism: You don't have a barn. Cows are your friends, and you keep in them in a Cow Meeting House.
Islam: You have two cows. Or two camels, depending where you live.
Judaism: You have two cows. And a chicken.
Buddhism: Your cow says Moo. You say Omm. And that's how you tell the difference.
Atheism: You decide for yourself if you want cows or not.
Agnosticism: You need to think a little more about what a cow is.
Skepticism: You question the need for cows.
Pragmatism: You have one cow and one bull, and great expectations.
Cartesianism: You think you have a cow, therefore you do.
Nihilism: Who cares about cows.
Absurdism: You take harmonica lessons from a tone-deaf giraffe.
Existentialism: Qu'est-ce que c'est qu'une vache?
Classicism: Your cows win blue ribbons for their excellence of form.
Romanticism: You love everything about cows.
Cubism: You sell mail-order steaks over the internet.
Stalinism: You have one cow. In Siberia.
Conservatism: Your cows are painted with stars and stripes, and you'll shoot anyone who comes near them.
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So funny.
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In response to: 1. Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
2. Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you all the milk you need.
3. Bureaucratic Socialism: Your cows are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.
4. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
5. Pure Communism: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
6. Real World Communism: You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most “ability” and who has the most “need”. Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.
7. Russian Communism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.
8. Perestroika: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the “free” market.
9. Cambodian Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
10. Militarianism: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
11. Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
12. Pure Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
13. Representative Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
14. British Democracy: You have two cows. You feed them sheeps’ brains and they go mad. The government doesn’t do anything.
15. Bureaucracy: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
16. Pure Anarchy: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
17. Pure Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Capitalism: You don’t have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because you don’t have any cows to put up as collateral.
18. Enviromentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
19. Political Correctness: You are associated with (the concept of “ownership” is a symbol of the phallo-centric, war mongering, intolerant past) two differently – aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
20. Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
actually the CAPITALIST would go to work,and EARN the Funds to buy the Cow and a Bull!2. Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you all the milk you need.
3. Bureaucratic Socialism: Your cows are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.
4. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
5. Pure Communism: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
6. Real World Communism: You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most “ability” and who has the most “need”. Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.
7. Russian Communism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.
8. Perestroika: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the “free” market.
9. Cambodian Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
10. Militarianism: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
11. Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
12. Pure Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
13. Representative Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
14. British Democracy: You have two cows. You feed them sheeps’ brains and they go mad. The government doesn’t do anything.
15. Bureaucracy: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
16. Pure Anarchy: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
17. Pure Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Capitalism: You don’t have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because you don’t have any cows to put up as collateral.
18. Enviromentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
19. Political Correctness: You are associated with (the concept of “ownership” is a symbol of the phallo-centric, war mongering, intolerant past) two differently – aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
20. Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
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Conrad73: actually the CAPITALIST would go to work,and EARN the Funds to buy the Cow and a Bull!
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Capitalism: You break your back working for a cattle baron, and if you're lucky after 20 years you'll get a heiffer.
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I don't care - Sunny's take was very funny and again I need a box of tissues -
I also like Pat's take
Depression - you marry the cow
Sorry I haven't read the multicultural one yet....
high 5
I also like Pat's take
Depression - you marry the cow
Sorry I haven't read the multicultural one yet....
high 5
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hairymonkey: Hinduism: You're lucky to have one cow, and it's free to go where it wants.
Mormonism: You can have as many cows as you want, as long as you marry them.
Catholicism: You have two cows. Except on friday, when you have a fish.
Calvinism: You really don't deserve a cow, but you are allowed one as long as you call it Jeezis.
Lutheranism: You have two cows, no more, no less. It's written in the book.
Quakerism: You don't have a barn. Cows are your friends, and you keep in them in a Cow Meeting House.
Islam: You have two cows. Or two camels, depending where you live.
Judaism: You have two cows. And a chicken.
Buddhism: Your cow says Moo. You say Omm. And that's how you tell the difference.
Atheism: You decide for yourself if you want cows or not.
Agnosticism: You need to think a little more about what a cow is.
Skepticism: You question the need for cows.
Pragmatism: You have one cow and one bull, and great expectations.
Cartesianism: You think you have a cow, therefore you do.
Nihilism: Who cares about cows.
Absurdism: You take harmonica lessons from a tone-deaf giraffe.
Existentialism: Qu'est-ce que c'est qu'une vache?
Classicism: Your cows win blue ribbons for their excellence of form.
Romanticism: You love everything about cows.
Cubism: You sell mail-order steaks over the internet.
Stalinism: You have one cow. In Siberia.
Conservatism: Your cows are painted with stars and stripes, and you'll shoot anyone who comes near them.
Mormonism: You can have as many cows as you want, as long as you marry them.
Catholicism: You have two cows. Except on friday, when you have a fish.
Calvinism: You really don't deserve a cow, but you are allowed one as long as you call it Jeezis.
Lutheranism: You have two cows, no more, no less. It's written in the book.
Quakerism: You don't have a barn. Cows are your friends, and you keep in them in a Cow Meeting House.
Islam: You have two cows. Or two camels, depending where you live.
Judaism: You have two cows. And a chicken.
Buddhism: Your cow says Moo. You say Omm. And that's how you tell the difference.
Atheism: You decide for yourself if you want cows or not.
Agnosticism: You need to think a little more about what a cow is.
Skepticism: You question the need for cows.
Pragmatism: You have one cow and one bull, and great expectations.
Cartesianism: You think you have a cow, therefore you do.
Nihilism: Who cares about cows.
Absurdism: You take harmonica lessons from a tone-deaf giraffe.
Existentialism: Qu'est-ce que c'est qu'une vache?
Classicism: Your cows win blue ribbons for their excellence of form.
Romanticism: You love everything about cows.
Cubism: You sell mail-order steaks over the internet.
Stalinism: You have one cow. In Siberia.
Conservatism: Your cows are painted with stars and stripes, and you'll shoot anyone who comes near them.
very good Hairy
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2. Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you all the milk you need.
3. Bureaucratic Socialism: Your cows are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.
4. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
5. Pure Communism: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
6. Real World Communism: You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most “ability” and who has the most “need”. Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.
7. Russian Communism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.
8. Perestroika: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the “free” market.
9. Cambodian Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
10. Militarianism: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
11. Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
12. Pure Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
13. Representative Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
14. British Democracy: You have two cows. You feed them sheeps’ brains and they go mad. The government doesn’t do anything.
15. Bureaucracy: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
16. Pure Anarchy: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
17. Pure Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Capitalism: You don’t have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because you don’t have any cows to put up as collateral.
18. Enviromentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
19. Political Correctness: You are associated with (the concept of “ownership” is a symbol of the phallo-centric, war mongering, intolerant past) two differently – aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
20. Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.