Sarah & Bill both 91 lived in a retirement community. They met in the Social Centre and found after a time that they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Bill asked Sarah out for dinner and much to his delight she accepted. They had a lovely evening, they dined at the most romantic restaurant in town and Bill gave Sarah a gift to show his affection. Despite his age Bill was still a charmer.
Afterwards Bill invited Sarah to join him for an after dinner drink at his place. Things continued along a natural course, age being no inhibitor and soon Sarah joined Bill in bed.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moment they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.
Bill was thinking:"If I'd known she was a virgin I would have been more gentle."
Sarah was thinking:"If I'd known he could still do it I would have taken my tights off."
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After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Bill asked Sarah out for dinner and much to his delight she accepted. They had a lovely evening, they dined at the most romantic restaurant in town and Bill gave Sarah a gift to show his affection. Despite his age Bill was still a charmer.
Afterwards Bill invited Sarah to join him for an after dinner drink at his place. Things continued along a natural course, age being no inhibitor and soon Sarah joined Bill in bed.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moment they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.
Bill was thinking:"If I'd known she was a virgin I would have been more gentle."
Sarah was thinking:"If I'd known he could still do it I would have taken my tights off."
old folk old joke