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Sep 13, 2011 6:02 PM CST Kids Say the Darndest Things
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
When is it okay to Kiss Someone?
"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you...That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)
How to Make Love Endure
"Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love." (Roger, 8)

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the garbage." (Randy, 8)

How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." (Alan, age 10)

"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." (Kirsten, age 10)

How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?
"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." (Derrick, age 8)

What Do Most People Do On A Date?
"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. (Lynnette, age 8)

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Martin, age 10)

Is It Better To Be Single or Married?
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them." (Anita, age 9)

How Would You Make a Marriage Work?
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck." (Ricky, age 10)
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mustbnutz
mustbnutzmustbnutzKingman, Arizona USA33 Threads 5 Polls 3,730 Posts
Sunnydaze14: When is it okay to Kiss Someone?
"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you...That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)
How to Make Love Endure
"Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love." (Roger, 8)

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the garbage." (Randy, 8)

How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." (Alan, age 10)

"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." (Kirsten, age 10)

How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?
"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." (Derrick, age 8)

What Do Most People Do On A Date?
"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. (Lynnette, age 8)

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Martin, age 10)

Is It Better To Be Single or Married?
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them." (Anita, age 9)

How Would You Make a Marriage Work?
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."



(Ricky, age 10)






Remember Art Linkletter?
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Sep 13, 2011 7:54 PM CST Kids Say the Darndest Things
Raynew1959
Raynew1959Raynew1959Barrington, New Hampshire USA120 Threads 2 Polls 2,218 Posts
In response to: When is it okay to Kiss Someone?
"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you...That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)
How to Make Love Endure
"Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love." (Roger, 8)

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the garbage." (Randy, 8)

How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." (Alan, age 10)

"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." (Kirsten, age 10)

How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?
"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." (Derrick, age 8)

What Do Most People Do On A Date?
"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. (Lynnette, age 8)

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Martin, age 10)

Is It Better To Be Single or Married?
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them." (Anita, age 9)

How Would You Make a Marriage Work?
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck." (Ricky, age 10)


I remember watching Art Linkletter as a kidgrin
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Sep 14, 2011 12:20 PM CST Kids Say the Darndest Things
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
I have no clue who Art Linkletter is dunno grin
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Sep 14, 2011 12:43 PM CST Kids Say the Darndest Things
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
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Sep 14, 2011 12:45 PM CST Kids Say the Darndest Things
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
bodleing: bump


feeling bumpy this evening?laugh
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Sep 14, 2011 1:13 PM CST Kids Say the Darndest Things
Ur_Knight
Ur_KnightUr_KnightWindsor, Ontario Canada10 Threads 2,176 Posts
mustbnutz: Remember Art Linkletter?


That's exactly what I thought of reading these too laugh

nice thread Sunny! wave applause
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Sep 14, 2011 2:54 PM CST Kids Say the Darndest Things
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
art linkletter
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Sep 14, 2011 2:56 PM CST Kids Say the Darndest Things
laugh Ahhhhhhh Kids grin

Good one Sunnywave
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Sep 14, 2011 2:59 PM CST Kids Say the Darndest Things
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
stringman: http://youtu.be/EBMOhM31EyM art linkletter


Thanks, that was funny grin
and now I know who he is
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Sep 14, 2011 3:02 PM CST Kids Say the Darndest Things
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
Sunnydaze14: Thanks, that was funny
and now I know who he is
your welcome
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