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patmac: A young couple are killed in a car crash and at the Pearly Gates they ask St. Peter if they can be married in Heaven as they were planning to do on earth. St. Peter says that he has never been asked that before and will make inquiries.
He is gone for 2 months and when he returns he tells them Yes it will be OK.
They then ask, if our marriage does not work out can we get Divorced in Heaven?.
St. Peter throws his Clipboard and pen down and they ask him why he is so annoyed.
He replies It took me Two months going round Heaven to find a man of the Clergy, So how long will it take me to find a Lawyer!!!!!!!.
He is gone for 2 months and when he returns he tells them Yes it will be OK.
They then ask, if our marriage does not work out can we get Divorced in Heaven?.
St. Peter throws his Clipboard and pen down and they ask him why he is so annoyed.
He replies It took me Two months going round Heaven to find a man of the Clergy, So how long will it take me to find a Lawyer!!!!!!!.
Good one, Pat!
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He is gone for 2 months and when he returns he tells them Yes it will be OK.
They then ask, if our marriage does not work out can we get Divorced in Heaven?.
St. Peter throws his Clipboard and pen down and they ask him why he is so annoyed.
He replies It took me Two months going round Heaven to find a man of the Clergy, So how long will it take me to find a Lawyer!!!!!!!.