The Difference 30 years make !!! (6)

1976: Long hair
2006: Longing for hair

1976: Acid rock
2006: Acid reflux

1976: Moving to Cape Town because it's cool
2006: Moving to Cape Town because it's warm

1976: Trying to look like Liz Taylor
2006: Trying NOT to look like Liz Taylor

1976: Seeds and stems
2006: Roughage

1976: Going to a new, hip joint
2006: Receiving a new hip joint

1976: Rolling Stones
2006: Kidney Stones

1976: Passing the drivers' test
2006: Passing the vision test

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly
change things.

The people who are starting university in September across the nation
were born in 1988.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had M-Net or Sky.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Very funny!

What is M-Net please?

If earth is the only planet with chocolate,

why are we trying to live on the moon?

I liked it .. but I counted the lines and asked myself if you would have increased your chances by sending as many flowers to those whom may tickle your fancy .. What are you waiting for ?
And don't come back in 30 years with a list .. Hope to see you later .

You are asking some unique questions tonight .. what are you on ?

1976: KISS
2006: KISS

1976: Longing for long Hair, eventually Long Hair
2006: Longer Hair

1976: Godzilla, Giant Robots, Japanese anime, Ultraman, Gamera
2006: Godzilla, Giant Robots, Japanese anime, Ultraman, Gamera

1976: Rock Music, Vampires movies, The Night Stalker
2006: Rock Music, Vampire movies, The Night Stalker, Ultraviolet
Blade 1 & 2 (but not that bloody awful humilate-the-hero, Blade-belittling "Blade Trinity/Blade Travesty")

1976: Monty Python
2006: Adam & Joe; The Day Today; Brass Eye; Jam; Armstrong & Miller; Big Train;

1976: Comics
2006: Graphic Novels (But only by Frank Miller, Alex Ross, Matt Wagner)

1976: Low budget, average SuperHero TV Shows
2006: Big Budget crap SuperHero Hollywood Movies (Except for "Sin City" that was great!!!)