Went to a Costa Coffee cafe the other day. Got my coffee, grabbed a newspaper and sat down, accompanied by easy listening music. Suddenly felt the urge to fart. Tried to keep it in for a while. After a few minutes I really needed to let go, then heard the music change to something with a thumping beat so let it out in time with that rythm. This went on for 3 songs, including one where a long drum roll covered one that rumbled the seat. Finished the coffee, rolled up the paper then saw everyone staring at me.
It was then I realised I still had my earphones on.
patmac: Went to a Costa Coffee cafe the other day. Got my coffee, grabbed a newspaper and sat down, accompanied by easy listening music. Suddenly felt the urge to fart. Tried to keep it in for a while. After a few minutes I really needed to let go, then heard the music change to something with a thumping beat so let it out in time with that rythm. This went on for 3 songs, including one where a long drum roll covered one that rumbled the seat. Finished the coffee, rolled up the paper then saw everyone staring at me.It was then I realised I still had my earphones on.
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Suddenly felt the urge to fart. Tried to keep it in for a while.
After a few minutes I really needed to let go, then heard the music change to something with a thumping beat so let it out in time with that rythm.
This went on for 3 songs, including one where a long drum roll covered one that rumbled the seat.
Finished the coffee, rolled up the paper then saw everyone staring at me.
It was then I realised I still had my earphones on.