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Nov 5, 2011 12:37 PM CST CAFE LIFE
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
Went to a Costa Coffee cafe the other day. Got my coffee, grabbed a newspaper and sat down, accompanied by easy listening music.
Suddenly felt the urge to fart. Tried to keep it in for a while.
After a few minutes I really needed to let go, then heard the music change to something with a thumping beat so let it out in time with that rythm.
This went on for 3 songs, including one where a long drum roll covered one that rumbled the seat.
Finished the coffee, rolled up the paper then saw everyone staring at me.








It was then I realised I still had my earphones on.
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Nov 5, 2011 5:49 PM CST CAFE LIFE
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
patmac: Went to a Costa Coffee cafe the other day. Got my coffee, grabbed a newspaper and sat down, accompanied by easy listening music.
Suddenly felt the urge to fart. Tried to keep it in for a while.
After a few minutes I really needed to let go, then heard the music change to something with a thumping beat so let it out in time with that rythm.
This went on for 3 songs, including one where a long drum roll covered one that rumbled the seat.
Finished the coffee, rolled up the paper then saw everyone staring at me.It was then I realised I still had my earphones on.




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Thats VERY funny, Pat, good one!
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