Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work. ( Archived) (21)

Nov 5, 2011 2:00 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
I struggled to get into work today.
There was traffic congestion around where I work and when I arrived the car park was completely full.

Turned out one of John Lennons teeth was being auctioned off in the unit next to ours!!!...doh


Anyone got any excuses better than that one?...laugh


btw, it fetched £19500...shock
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Nov 5, 2011 2:04 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
Ur_Knight
Ur_KnightUr_KnightWindsor, Ontario Canada10 Threads 2,176 Posts
bodleing: I struggled to get into work today.
There was traffic congestion around where I work and when I arrived the car park was completely full.

Turned out one of John Lennons teeth was being auctioned off in the unit next to ours!!!... Anyone got any excuses better than that one?... btw, it fetched £19500...



Now I'm pissed... very mad

mumbling *MY* tooth fairy only gave me a QUARTER!!!
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Nov 5, 2011 2:07 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
Ur_Knight: Now I'm pissed...

*MY* tooth fairy only gave me a QUARTER!!!


It was eventually bought online by a dentist in Canada...laugh
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Nov 5, 2011 2:12 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
How strange someone would pay that amount for Teeth even if they John's Jezzzzzzz



grin
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Nov 5, 2011 2:17 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: How strange someone would pay that amount for Teeth even if they John's Jezzzzzzz


Like I said, it was a dentist who bought it, he says he'll put it on display in his surgery, so maybe he sees it as a good bit of exposure for his practice.


dunno
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Nov 5, 2011 2:21 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
bodleing: Like I said, it was a dentist who bought it, he says he'll put it on display in his surgery, so maybe he sees it as a good bit of exposure for his practice.
Yep im sure it will be good exposure lolgrin
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Nov 5, 2011 2:21 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland251 Threads 13 Polls 10,040 Posts
bodleing: Like I said, it was a dentist who bought it, he says he'll put it on display in his surgery, so maybe he sees it as a good bit of exposure for his practice.


It will be for advertising purposes. Was there not a Beatles song called "Fixing a Hole," after all?

grin
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Nov 5, 2011 2:27 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
I have heard so many "excuses" for been late Bod

From the cat refusing to move from the hall Door to allow the person to open door TO to another losing "A" shoe

Yep and ladys only have 1 pair of shoes lol

dunno grin
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Nov 5, 2011 2:27 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
Godsgift: It will be for advertising purposes. Was there not a Beatles song called "Fixing a Hole," after all?


Yes, shortly followed by..."I've got a feeling filling."

laugh
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Nov 5, 2011 4:09 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
bodleing: I struggled to get into work today.
There was traffic congestion around where I work and when I arrived the car park was completely full.

Turned out one of John Lennons teeth was being auctioned off in the unit next to ours!!!... Anyone got any excuses better than that one?... btw, it fetched £19500...
confused
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Nov 5, 2011 4:13 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
marss
marssmarssmorriston, Florida USA47 Threads 5 Polls 2,606 Posts
Boy67: This is what i call an excuse.
they understood completely at work too..i got an atta boy...lol
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Nov 5, 2011 4:15 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
Jeeepers
JeeepersJeeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)21 Threads 6,482 Posts
doh I have no excuses. I drive a Jeep. peace
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Nov 5, 2011 4:17 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
You look confused Rohaan.

Scroll down the page for view of John Lennon's tooth...not a pretty sight btw...grin


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Nov 5, 2011 7:09 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
jono7
jono7jono7Out West, British Columbia Canada3 Threads 8,017 Posts
skunks and raccoons are common in this area. i was late because there was a skunk under my car, and i didn't want to frighten it away in case it sprayed under the car.

this one's not mine...but i found it amusing because one morning i did drive right past my current work site, to my previous place of employment:
“I drove to the place I'd rather work at by mistake.”
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Nov 5, 2011 7:16 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
xxDandelionxx
xxDandelionxxxxDandelionxxunknown, Hampshire, England UK8 Threads 2,525 Posts
bodleing: I struggled to get into work today.
There was traffic congestion around where I work and when I arrived the car park was completely full.

Turned out one of John Lennons teeth was being auctioned off in the unit next to ours!!!... Anyone got any excuses better than that one?... btw, it fetched £19500...


Blimey!! John Lennon was really from Stockport then, eh?! jaw drop

grin

Btw, we are coming up last week in Nov.... any chance of a cup of tea?
cheers
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Nov 7, 2011 1:10 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
bodleing: You look confused Rohaan.

Scroll down the page for view of John Lennon's tooth...not a pretty sight btw...
Thanks. It all makes sense to me now. sigh (I'm slow but I get there....)
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Nov 7, 2011 1:20 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
FreddyFudpucker
FreddyFudpuckerFreddyFudpuckerObamaville, Indiana USA10,179 Posts
bodleing: I struggled to get into work today.
There was traffic congestion around where I work and when I arrived the car park was completely full.

Turned out one of John Lennons teeth was being auctioned off in the unit next to ours!!!... Anyone got any excuses better than that one?... btw, it fetched £19500...



"Imagine" that....
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Nov 7, 2011 1:21 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
er . sorry i.m late boss..!!!!!!...my brace,s got caught in the elevator door ...in the empire state building.......18 times....up/down.........grin grin doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing uh oh uh oh uh oh
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Nov 17, 2014 4:30 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
TrampireState
TrampireStateTrampireStateMálaga, Andalusia Spain81 Posts
Ur_Knight: Now I'm pissed...

*MY* tooth fairy only gave me a QUARTER!!!

And that´s how much your awful jumper costlaugh
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Nov 17, 2014 5:14 PM CST Srange reasons for being delayed on your way to work.
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
On my way to work a woman was sitting on the pavement so I took off my coat and she birth to her baby,


The ambulance took too long to come.

And the baby was quicker,

innocent
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