Intelligence ( Archived) (2)

On Planet Earth 50,000 Englishmen were singing their national Anthem at Twickenham.



Somewhere in space, Aliens were watching this unusual behaviour


"MAKE HER VICTORIOUS" !!!!!!!!



The Aliens were very interested and they wanted to see what would happen if removed part of their brain without them even knowing.



So with their alien technology they sent a laser beam down that hit 50,000 Englishmens heads and took a part of their brain away.
The Aliens then sat back to see what would happen.

"HAPPY AND GLORIOUS" !!!!!!!



What the ???



The Aliens were amazed with what they were seeing.



The English could operate with less than a full brain.
So they decided to send the beam down and take another part of their brain.




The Aliens watched on





"LONG TO REIGN OVER US" !!!!!!!





WHAT!!!"



The Aliens said to each other. "These English are very clever people even with half a brain. Let’s see what happens if we take the rest of it away and leave them with no brains at all!"



So with a push of a button the Aliens sent the beam down and took away the final part of the Englishmens brain.



"Now surely they won’t know anything at all. They should be too dumb and stupid to sing anything now?"






And sure enough, with no brain and no knowledge of anything at all as the Aliens watched on, the Englishmen began to sing,



"Land of the free and the home of the brave"