Been to the gym today and I found a hole in my trainer just big enough to fit my finger in.
Then she hit me.
My grandad was on a ship which sunk on 5th Nov, he let off the distress flares but the people on nearby ships just went
"Ooh" and "Aah".
Molasses are surprisingly tasty.
I've never tried any other parts of the mole though
If I was a Muslim terrorist and wanted to massacre hundreds of people, I would simply contaminate batches of shampoo and shower gel with toxic chemicals.
That way I know I'm never ever going kill one of my own.
redo416san juan, San Juan/Laventille Trinidad and Tobago859 posts
patmac: Been to the gym today and I found a hole in my trainer just big enough to fit my finger in. Then she hit me.My grandad was on a ship which sunk on 5th Nov, he let off the distress flares but the people on nearby ships just went "Ooh" and "Aah".Molasses are surprisingly tasty. I've never tried any other parts of the mole thoughIf I was a Muslim terrorist and wanted to massacre hundreds of people, I would simply contaminate batches of shampoo and shower gel with toxic chemicals. That way I know I'm never ever going kill one of my own.
It's humour redo! Maybe some would not find it so. But it was said as in humour. With this world so full of its political correctness now a days it is a miracle anyone has any humour left.
Example....this one is in the speech.......
Mole lasses is how it would be said.
Molasses are surprisingly tasty. I've never tried any other parts of the mole though
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Then she hit me.
My grandad was on a ship which sunk on 5th Nov, he let off the distress flares but the people on nearby ships just went
"Ooh" and "Aah".
Molasses are surprisingly tasty.
I've never tried any other parts of the mole though
If I was a Muslim terrorist and wanted to massacre hundreds of people, I would simply contaminate batches of shampoo and shower gel with toxic chemicals.
That way I know I'm never ever going kill one of my own.