ADVICE FOR OLD GUYS? (30)
Nuliiiiiii: An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing...
He asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."
YOU ARE WRONG LADY, this advice is for every guy. He asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."
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Hmmmm very funny hahaha.
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Boy67: YOU ARE WRONG LADY, this advice is for every guy. or
Ahhhhhhhhhh tis only a JOKE 
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Nuliiiiiii: Ahhhhhhhhhh tis only a JOKE Slaintè
So is your A T M ......It ate my card
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....Nuliiii 
... but...
... it is as well for me just the machine I can use in the gym.... 
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I went to the gym other day....the trainer threw a towel on my shoulder.......i had to sit down......the sweat was pouring off me.......
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trueheart1941: I went to the gym other day....the trainer threw a towel on my shoulder.......i had to sit down......the sweat was pouring off me.......
...and how much did you withdraw?...
True
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Aswina: ...and how much did you withdraw?...
True
True
About three inches on a good day
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Nuliiiiiii: An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing...
He asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."
Now look here!He asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."
Stop badmouthing us Old Guys!
Now,where did you say that ATM was?
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Nuliiiiiii: Ahhhhhhhhhh tis only a JOKE Slaintè
Mine is a joke too, but some how is reality.------ This thread is Archived ------
patmac: About three inches on a good day
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No wonder us Men are Broke!
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patmac: About three inches on a good day
oh...so many, many good days then ...
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Nobody told me senility medication had advanced so much they could remember their pin numbers...
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ADVICE FOR OLD GUYS?
1) Don't even bother.
2) Spend more time in the fiction section of the bookstore
1) Don't even bother.
2) Spend more time in the fiction section of the bookstore
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jac379: Nobody told me senility medication had advanced so much they could remember their pin numbers...
Jac!
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HuggerMan4U: ADVICE FOR OLD GUYS?
1) Don't even bother.
2) Spend more time in the fiction section of the bookstore
1) Don't even bother.
2) Spend more time in the fiction section of the bookstore
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jac379: Nobody told me senility medication had advanced so much they could remember their pin numbers...
Jac ya lil Divil u ------ This thread is Archived ------
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He asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."