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Nov 21, 2011 12:53 PM CST The Zipper
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper
down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said,
"Your barracks door is open."

Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his
way looking a bit puzzled.



When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said,

"Your fly is open."



He zipped up and finished his shopping.



At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line
where the lady was that told him about his "barracks
door." He was planning to have a little fun with her,

so when he reached the counter he said,

"When you saw my barracks door open, did you see

a Marine standing in there at attention?"

The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought
for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw
was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags."



giggle grin wave
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Nov 21, 2011 1:00 PM CST The Zipper
Aswina
AswinaAswinaNitra, Slovakia2 Threads 1,373 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing grin
Nuliiii hug thumbs up
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Aswina: Nuliiii
Aswinawink grin wave hug
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CherryBomb_
CherryBomb_CherryBomb_Temperley, Buenos Aires Argentina10 Threads 1 Polls 181 Posts
Where did you say is this supermarket located? writing
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galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
CherryBomb_: Where did you say is this supermarket located?



The same place the evil spirit told the priest to put it .... laugh
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