walledlakewizard: ...then the two men stopped arguing with each other, looked around and spotted the mermaids and said to each other, 'speaking of tail..'
So we got in the Car Togather and Went HUNTING Ladies instead, as the Mermaids were just too cold for a for Two Hot Men!
freesparrow: lol...just like a man...ended the story before it began.... The mermaids looked in amazement at these two strange men arguing over their love.
walledlakewizardwalled lake, Michigan USA200 posts
Then the two hunters started refecting on their decision to leave behind the mermaids,and ultimately decided it was for the best, as there was something fishy about them anyway.
freesparrow: uhhh.sorry guys...worst story telling i have EVER heard...maybe we should start over...and every other line must be a woman..
That's why romance novels are written by women, not guys. If guys wrote romance novels, the novels would be a lot shorter!! "Jack saw Jill. Jack liked Jill. Jack married Jill." The End.
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I Went fishing and caught several Bass, I took them home and put them in my pond to Reproduce.