if this doesn't make you laugh then... (23)

M. Dymov ”Children write to God”:


- I’m little, go to the third grade, have no sins yet, but planning some. (Eva, 3 grade)

- Can You forgive me my sins? If not, then I’m going to sin farther, but with calm consciousness. (Ernst, 4 gr)

- God, let’s be friends! (Fedya, 1 gr)

- Hello, God! How are You? How’s life treat You? How’s Your health? (Zjenya, 2 gr)

- Your flowers are made better, than human beings. (Galya, 4 gr)

- Don’t demand to worship You, it’s not modest. (Valya, 4 gr)

- Let me show You my diary. It’s called “A not-handsome boy’s diary”. It’s about me. I’m not handsome, see, and therefore no one loves me. But I myself love Nadya, Galya, Sveta and Vera Mironova. That’s at the school. At home I love Nina and Solvejg. And in summers I love Katya. That’s all. I don’t think You would be interested in the rest. (Artur, 4 gr)

- I write to You, but get no response. You are lazy! (Larik, 2 gr)

- Do You serve other countries as well? (Tolik, 3 gr)

- How old are you, Lord? (Valya, 2 gr)

- The Catholics got one God, the Muslims – another one, the Jews – a third, the Lutherans – fourth, the Orthodox – fifth… How many are you there? (Igor’, 4 gr)

- You made the first couple of people, all right. But how did the third person emerge? (Vladik, 4 gr)

- You write in the Bible that in the beginning there was a word. Which one? (Ruslan, 1 gr)

- Our teacher said so many good things about me at the last parents’ meeting, as if I’ve already died. (Olaf, 3 gr)

- I like apples so much… Have I got that from ancestors? (Nina, 3 gr)

- How many times am I going to fall in love with a wrong girl? Have already done it three times. (Yura, 2 gr)

- Do I ambarras You so much? (Vova, 4 gr)

- Let me return to my childhood at least for an hour. There was Katya in our kindergarten… (Artyom, 1 gr)

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PS The last one almost made me cry... (there was Yura in óur kindergarten...)