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1. I don't like beer. Can we change it to booze please?
2. I can't have a Queen that does not know what she is talking about. (Read: “What’s the Z for?)
3. I want to be at least Chancellor and not Vice Chancellor.
Your turn.
Okay, no problem ...... B for Booze (but Malta makes really nice Beer!) - or maybe it could be B for Beautiful?
Beautifully Orientated Zizza Organisation .... B.O.Z.O. of Gozo...?
Well, I don`t really have to be a Queen ... I could be Empress?
And you can be the Queen ..... (just joking!!!) Okay you can be the Chancellor - whatever that is. I think you look after all the paperwork and collect the taxes? And I tell you how to spend it all...?
If anyone wants to know what a Zizza is ...... it`s the name of a very rare bird that used to inhabit the Island of Gozo, but it became endangered when everyone trapped all the wild birds to put them in tiny cages, and eventually it died out completely. And so, henceforth, under our New Leadership, anyone trapping wild birds will be flogged on Saturdays in the square, and then deported to Italy.