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Joseph, we need to talk. I've been having those funny dreams again after drinking too much coffee!
Something was mentioned about a virgin birth and some people would see it as a leader, or something like that!
Oh, and I'm not making it up to cover for the girls only holiday... honest
Something was mentioned about a virgin birth and some people would see it as a leader, or something like that!
Oh, and I'm not making it up to cover for the girls only holiday... honest
Just a cotton pickin minute...I'm the Hound's agent and as yet terms have not been agreed.
Now what's on offer???
Now what's on offer???
bodleing: Just a cotton pickin minute...I'm the Hound's agent and as yet terms have not been agreed.
Now what's on offer???
Now what's on offer???
Lend us the hound please, or you're having wings put on, and becoming an angel... in a dress!
We need an Angel, I don't think we have enough of them
cynicalorange: Lend us the hound please, or you're having wings put on, and becoming an angel... in a dress!
We need an Angel, I don't think we have enough of them
And God did say unto wise men go to london and find a virgin in a hovel, But lord said the wise man a virgin in london well that would be a miracle lord, yes said the lord and find ing 3 wissem men in england was hard toWe need an Angel, I don't think we have enough of them
cynicalorange: Lend us the hound please, or you're having wings put on, and becoming an angel... in a dress!
We need an Angel, I don't think we have enough of them
We need an Angel, I don't think we have enough of them
A dress eh?
Well that settles it...the hound's not available!!!
Do I get to wear a long blonde wig also?...
Tomcats2: And God did say unto wise men go to london and find a virgin in a hovel, But lord said the wise man a virgin in london well that would be a miracle lord, yes said the lord and find ing 3 wissem men in england was hard to
That's why we have some super ladies as the wise men.
What they lack in balls, they make up in wisdom.bodleing: A dress eh?
Well that settles it...the hound's not available!!!
Do I get to wear a long blonde wig also?...
Well that settles it...the hound's not available!!!
Do I get to wear a long blonde wig also?...
Tell ya what. Let us use the hound, and you can have a blonde wig. Also, if you're really wanting, you can have it styled however you want.
Deal?
cynicalorange: That's why we have some super ladies as the wise men. What they lack in balls, they make up in wisdom.
Tell ya what. Let us use the hound, and you can have a blonde wig. Also, if you're really wanting, you can have it styled however you want.
Deal?
Tell ya what. Let us use the hound, and you can have a blonde wig. Also, if you're really wanting, you can have it styled however you want.
Deal?
Yep, sounds like a deal...how about pigtails? I'm rather fond of them.
But the hound would rather be a shepherd, he likes sheep...although he couldn't eat a full one...
In fact thinking about it, I could be the donkey, I'm hun....nope, better not go there...
cynicalorange: Joseph, we need to talk. I've been having those funny dreams again after drinking too much coffee!Something was mentioned about a virgin birth and some people would see it as a leader, or something like that!Oh, and I'm not making it up to cover for the girls only holiday... honest
Mary, Mary. I told you to stick with the Decaff!
And all those jars of Pickled Onions you're getting through certainly won't help. Though the Paint is peeling off the ceiling nicely whenever you exhale.
Now where did i put that Artex?!
Am I born yet 
Can I start being a demanding Tot
I cry a lot if I dont get what I want
I thought my name would be stood out from everyone else
being top of the bill
I can feel a diva fit coming on
Can I start being a demanding Tot I cry a lot if I dont get what I want
I thought my name would be stood out from everyone else
being top of the bill
I can feel a diva fit coming on
When are these Wiseguys gonna turn up with my stuff 
bodleing: Yep, sounds like a deal...how about pigtails? I'm rather fond of them.
But the hound would rather be a shepherd, he likes sheep...although he couldn't eat a full one...
In fact thinking about it, I could be the donkey, I'm hun....nope, better not go there...
But the hound would rather be a shepherd, he likes sheep...although he couldn't eat a full one...
In fact thinking about it, I could be the donkey, I'm hun....nope, better not go there...
OK, you can have the pigtails and a nice dress. I forgot the role the Hound had before, but he can be cast in both positions. Nobody will notice.
Front end or the back end of the donkey
The13thWarrior: Mary, Mary. I told you to stick with the Decaff!
And all those jars of Pickled Onions you're getting through certainly won't help. Though the Paint is peeling off the ceiling nicely whenever you exhale.
Now where did i put that Artex?!
And all those jars of Pickled Onions you're getting through certainly won't help. Though the Paint is peeling off the ceiling nicely whenever you exhale.
Now where did i put that Artex?!
Don't you start, I'm watching Jeremy Kyle to see if there's a solution on there to the problem!
Artex!?!?!? Artex!?!?! I much prefer polystyrene ceiling tiles
Oh, and you'd better find a DR, I think it's about to be born!!
mickeyscouse: Am I born yet Can I start being a demanding Tot
I cry a lot if I dont get what I want
I thought my name would be stood out from everyone else
being top of the bill
I can feel a diva fit coming on
I cry a lot if I dont get what I want
I thought my name would be stood out from everyone else
being top of the bill
I can feel a diva fit coming on
You're in the process of being born. Going to be a long labour, as I'm waiting for OK magazine to come and photograph it!
Oh, we've not named you yet
cynicalorange: You're in the process of being born. Going to be a long labour, as I'm waiting for OK magazine to come and photograph it!Oh, we've not named you yet
I best stay in my womb then until the paparazzi show up to witness me the miracle being born
Talking about wombs cant we book one at The Lanesborough instead of roughing it in a stable
cynicalorange: That's why we have some super ladies as the wise men. What they lack in balls, they make up in wisdom.
Tell ya what. Let us use the hound, and you can have a blonde wig. Also, if you're really wanting, you can have it styled however you want.
Deal?
Tell ya what. Let us use the hound, and you can have a blonde wig. Also, if you're really wanting, you can have it styled however you want.
Deal?
What you talking about girl.I'll show you balls
Now where's the axe ,I need to Pole axe someone.
bestbefore: What you talking about girl.I'll show you balls Now where's the axe ,I need to Pole axe someone.
Did you bring the Macbook
I need to start writing the Babble
as soon as I'm born Where are the other two Wiseguys? down the Ale house
mickeyscouse: Did you bring the Macbook
I need to start writing the Babble as soon as I'm born
Where are the other two Wiseguys? down the Ale house
I need to start writing the Babble as soon as I'm born
Where are the other two Wiseguys? down the Ale house
Gone into hiding to avoid getting stuffed. Anyway I keep telling you I'm now Herod,that's why you are in a stable being born.
bestbefore: Gone into hiding to avoid getting stuffed. Anyway I keep telling you I'm now Herod,that's why you are in a stable being born.
I thought they would have appreciated a good stuffing
mickeyscouse: I thought they would have appreciated a good stuffing
There's stuffing and then there's Paxo:
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Mickeyscouse - Baby Jesus
The13thwarrior - Joseph
Cynicalorange - Mary
xxLilyxx - Wise Man
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