Time we had a thread just for a it of Banter and gossip. No rules as such.But no agendas folks just general gossip and maybe a run down of the events and general mayhem that we all get up to over the Christmas period.
So far I have managed three parties stayed sober on two of them, but the last one on Friday with a bunch of old Paratroopers some as old as 95 was a hoot.
I got home at mmmm well somewhere between one pm and three...Only know 'cos I was awake at three for a quick visit....Managed to stand on a plate of curry which some fool (me) had placed at the foot of my bed....Chicken Vindaloo between the toes at that time is no fun.....
Showered the curry of the foot after hoping to the bathroom, slipped on the soap grabbed the towel rail, and yes pulled it of the wall.
Found my bedroom was getting rather ripe on Sunday. Looked all over and found three stray Onion Bahjees under the bed....Yeechhh
Bonus though found £35 quid, I knew I had not spent that much on Friday...
Two more parties on Wednesday and Thursday.....Might be dodgy...
I've been to one party (work). Sober and my white elephant gift was a chef's cape with a cropped life size Michelangelo's, David. What a hoot, I have it hanging above my heater in the bedroom and when the heater comes on, David moves slowly. When I sleep on my side, I have this bumping and grinding on my wall, what does that tell you?
patmac: Time we had a thread just for a it of Banter and gossip. No rules as such.But no agendas folks just general gossip and maybe a run down of the events and general mayhem that we all get up to over the Christmas period.
So far I have managed three parties stayed sober on two of them, but the last one on Friday with a bunch of old Paratroopers some as old as 95 was a hoot.
I got home at mmmm well somewhere between one pm and three...Only know 'cos I was awake at three for a quick visit....Managed to stand on a plate of curry which some fool (me) had placed at the foot of my bed....Chicken Vindaloo between the toes at that time is no fun.....
Showered the curry of the foot after hoping to the bathroom, slipped on the soap grabbed the towel rail, and yes pulled it of the wall.
Found my bedroom was getting rather ripe on Sunday. Looked all over and found three stray Onion Bahjees under the bed....Yeechhh
Bonus though found £35 quid, I knew I had not spent that much on Friday...
Two more parties on Wednesday and Thursday.....Might be dodgy...
that was after the Party you didn't survive sober?
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: I've been to one party (work). Sober and my white elephant gift was a chef's cape with a cropped life size Michelangelo's, David. What a hoot, I have it hanging above my heater in the bedroom and when the heater comes on, David moves slowly. When I sleep on my side, I have this bumping and grinding on my wall, what does that tell you?
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: I've been to one party (work). Sober and my white elephant gift was a chef's cape with a cropped life size Michelangelo's, David. What a hoot, I have it hanging above my heater in the bedroom and when the heater comes on, David moves slowly. When I sleep on my side, I have this bumping and grinding on my wall, what does that tell you?
patmac: Time we had a thread just for a it of Banter and gossip. No rules as such.But no agendas folks just general gossip and maybe a run down of the events and general mayhem that we all get up to over the Christmas period.
So far I have managed three parties stayed sober on two of them, but the last one on Friday with a bunch of old Paratroopers some as old as 95 was a hoot.
I got home at mmmm well somewhere between one pm and three...Only know 'cos I was awake at three for a quick visit....Managed to stand on a plate of curry which some fool (me) had placed at the foot of my bed....Chicken Vindaloo between the toes at that time is no fun.....
Showered the curry of the foot after hoping to the bathroom, slipped on the soap grabbed the towel rail, and yes pulled it of the wall.
Found my bedroom was getting rather ripe on Sunday. Looked all over and found three stray Onion Bahjees under the bed....Yeechhh
Bonus though found £35 quid, I knew I had not spent that much on Friday...
Two more parties on Wednesday and Thursday.....Might be dodgy...
Merry Christmas from little Belgium to awesome Scotland!!
I love the human form, stance, emotions, everything. When we take the time to look at people, we can see through the looking glass. Happy, Safe Holidays.
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: I've been to one party (work). Sober and my white elephant gift was a chef's cape with a cropped life size Michelangelo's, David. What a hoot, I have it hanging above my heater in the bedroom and when the heater comes on, David moves slowly. When I sleep on my side, I have this bumping and grinding on my wall, what does that tell you?
Maybe you should cut down on the beans at supper....
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: I love the human form, stance, emotions, everything. When we take the time to look at people, we can see through the looking glass. Happy, Safe Holidays.
Human Forms are known to be re routed and stance and emotions mean everything. Happy Days.
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So far I have managed three parties stayed sober on two of them, but the last one on Friday with a bunch of old Paratroopers some as old as 95 was a hoot.
I got home at mmmm well somewhere between one pm and three...Only know 'cos I was awake at three for a quick visit....Managed to stand on a plate of curry which some fool (me) had placed at the foot of my bed....Chicken Vindaloo between the toes at that time is no fun.....
Showered the curry of the foot after hoping to the bathroom, slipped on the soap grabbed the towel rail, and yes pulled it of the wall.
Found my bedroom was getting rather ripe on Sunday. Looked all over and found three stray Onion Bahjees under the bed....Yeechhh
Bonus though found £35 quid, I knew I had not spent that much on Friday...
Two more parties on Wednesday and Thursday.....Might be dodgy...