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Hunter_of_Food: President Obama Died and went to heaven.
He climbs a ladder. Get's to the first Gate and low and behold there is a man with a flowing white beard. He asks if he is Muhammed. The man says Why no I'm not. I'm Saint Peter; Muhammad is further up.
He goes up the next ladder and there is another man with a white beard and flowing robes even more brighter than Saint Peters. He asks are you Mohammed. The man says no. I'm Noah; Muhammad is further up.
He goes up the next Ladder and there is another man with a white beard and flowing robes even more brighter than The one before. He asks are you Mohammed. The man says no. I'm Moses; Muhammad is further up.
He goes up the next Ladder and there is another man with a white beard and flowing robes and a glowing halo around him even more brighter than Moses. He asks are you Mohammed. The man says no. I'm Jesus; Muhammed is further up.
He goes up the next Ladder and there is another man with a white beard and flowing robes and a glowing halo around him even more brighter than Jesus. He asks are you Mohammed. The man says no. I am the Almighty God. The creator.
God says to Obama You look tired would you like a cup of coffee. Obama says why yes I would love one thank you. God claps his hands twice and says Muhammad 2 coffees please.
you should not call them in your jokes ,all the prophets of god are holy souls He climbs a ladder. Get's to the first Gate and low and behold there is a man with a flowing white beard. He asks if he is Muhammed. The man says Why no I'm not. I'm Saint Peter; Muhammad is further up.
He goes up the next ladder and there is another man with a white beard and flowing robes even more brighter than Saint Peters. He asks are you Mohammed. The man says no. I'm Noah; Muhammad is further up.
He goes up the next Ladder and there is another man with a white beard and flowing robes even more brighter than The one before. He asks are you Mohammed. The man says no. I'm Moses; Muhammad is further up.
He goes up the next Ladder and there is another man with a white beard and flowing robes and a glowing halo around him even more brighter than Moses. He asks are you Mohammed. The man says no. I'm Jesus; Muhammed is further up.
He goes up the next Ladder and there is another man with a white beard and flowing robes and a glowing halo around him even more brighter than Jesus. He asks are you Mohammed. The man says no. I am the Almighty God. The creator.
God says to Obama You look tired would you like a cup of coffee. Obama says why yes I would love one thank you. God claps his hands twice and says Muhammad 2 coffees please.
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He climbs a ladder. Get's to the first Gate and low and behold there is a man with a flowing white beard. He asks if he is Muhammed. The man says Why no I'm not. I'm Saint Peter; Muhammad is further up.
He goes up the next ladder and there is another man with a white beard and flowing robes even more brighter than Saint Peters. He asks are you Mohammed. The man says no. I'm Noah; Muhammad is further up.
He goes up the next Ladder and there is another man with a white beard and flowing robes even more brighter than The one before. He asks are you Mohammed. The man says no. I'm Moses; Muhammad is further up.
He goes up the next Ladder and there is another man with a white beard and flowing robes and a glowing halo around him even more brighter than Moses. He asks are you Mohammed. The man says no. I'm Jesus; Muhammed is further up.
He goes up the next Ladder and there is another man with a white beard and flowing robes and a glowing halo around him even more brighter than Jesus. He asks are you Mohammed. The man says no. I am the Almighty God. The creator.
God says to Obama You look tired would you like a cup of coffee. Obama says why yes I would love one thank you. God claps his hands twice and says Muhammad 2 coffees please.